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  It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as: - America is good - the military is good - military contractors are good - billionaires are good - heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society

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  Controversial opinion but I think it's about time that someone exposes themselves to radiation, dresses up in some kind of animal themed outfit, develops a theme song for themselves, and actually does something about the billionaires who are ruining the world.

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  Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull https://existentialcomics.com/comic/672

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  Cinderella's Dilemma - https://existentialcomics.com/comic/666

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  Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy https://existentialcomics.com/comic/664

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  Marcus Aurelius: Philosopher King https://existentialcomics.com/comic/663

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  As an American here are my humble suggestions to improve soccer: 1. Get rid of offsides. Stupid. 2. Have the clock stop and count down. 3. Let them put on pads and helmets so they can bash each other. 4. More stoppages for commercials. 5. Let them pick up the ball. Never been a fan of kicking.

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  Nature did not design mankind to stare at screens indoors all day. We are made to struggle for the bounty of the earth. To follow the herds north and kill for our meat. To make love in cold nights as we ponder the stars. Luckily we rebelled against nature. That would suck. Screens are way better.

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  Utilitarianism and Its Enemies https://existentialcomics.com/comic/653

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  Machiavelli and the Veil of Ignorance https://existentialcomics.com/comic/649

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  No teachings from Science, philosophy, or religion will ever instruct on life's deepest mysteries (how to make the cat shut the fuck up).

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  Boo Murder! https://existentialcomics.com/comic/650

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  I will NEVER respect Canada because they implemented democracy without shooting any British. You should ALWAYS shoot at least a few British before holding your first vote.

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  Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies: #/bin/bash echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n" exit 0;

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  Mazdak Creates Utopia https://existentialcomics.com/comic/651

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  One big problem the United States has with overthrowing countries in the Middle East is that their populations will fight to the end to protect their civilization, whereas Americans will give up immediately if our Flamin' Hot Doritos™ go up in price by 10 percent.

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  Either/Or Bandit - https://existentialcomics.com/comic/645

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  The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem. I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

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  When someone says "God works in mysterious ways" I assume that the field of Mathematics is considered mysterious to this person.

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  I would say that one of the big downsides of living the good life, that philosophers don't often talk about, is that it really dampens your ability to whine. Whining and complaining, which is one of the greatest joys of human existence, is tragically robbed from us almost entirely.

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  Kantian Milk - https://existentialcomics.com/comic/646

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  AI actually is causing a lot of unemployment in tech. Not because it has been able to successfully replace anyone's job, but because the big tech companies are all gambling so much on becoming trillionaires that they have to throw tens of thousands of workers into unemployment to pay for it.

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  It feels like now would be a really bad time for the Sea Peoples to make a comeback.

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  Funniest joke from each decade: 2000s: some guys are hungover. 1990s: an Eastern European man doesn't give you soup. 1980s: a man with a lisp says the word "marriage" 1970s: a knight bangs two coconuts together. 1960s: what if we nuked the USSR by mistake lol. 1950s: I hate my wife.

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  Reason and Passion - https://existentialcomics.com/comic/648

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  "You are being too emotional, just look at things rationally." – someone who thinks their emotional desires are more important than yours.

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  I gazed into the abyss, and the abyss just walked right past me, pretending not to see. What the fuck.

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  Kids these days are so lazy. They just do everything with apps. Order food with apps. Socialize with apps. Find girlfriend with apps. Back in my day you had to boot up your whole computer and log into a website to do that stuff.

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  Aquinas on Sex - https://existentialcomics.com/comic/647

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  Nerd culture is funny because it fooled an entire generation into thinking that if you liked sci-fi and disliked sports, that somehow made you smart.