@existentialcomics@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 20:14 UTC
As an American here are my humble suggestions to improve soccer:
1. Get rid of offsides. Stupid.
2. Have the clock stop and count down.
3. Let them put on pads and helmets so they can bash each other.
4. More stoppages for commercials.
5. Let them pick up the ball. Never been a fan of kicking.
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@henriksundstrom@mastodon.nu 2026-07-05 20:22
@existentialcomics@mastodon.social Yes, and get rid of those stupid nets behind the goal that ICE can use better to catch immigrants.