@existentialcomics@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 18:16 UTC
Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:
#/bin/bash
echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n"
exit 0;
Replies (4)
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@lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.com 2026-04-23 18:27
@existentialcomics Wow, eerie! I could swear it's about to become sentient and track me down to report my hours of work into some useless spreadsheet.
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-04-23 19:03
@existentialcomics it's...perfect. Nobody will be able to tell it from a flesh and tie manager!!
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@ambiguous0@mastodon.social 2026-04-24 02:12
@existentialcomics Funny thing is I remind my team every morning that if they would just update their tickets regularly we wouldn't need meetings. They prefer meeting and talking about it over touching Jira. 🤪
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-05-19 05:03
@existentialcomics@mastodon.social you have accurately described far more standups than i would care to relive...