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@existentialcomics@mastodon.social

2026-03-24 02:18 UTC

Kids these days are so lazy. They just do everything with apps. Order food with apps. Socialize with apps. Find girlfriend with apps. Back in my day you had to boot up your whole computer and log into a website to do that stuff.

Replies (9)

  • @RyeNCode@mstdn.ca 2026-03-24 03:10

    @existentialcomics the trick was: only turn off the CRT. 😉 They way it was "off" according to Mom. Follow me for other tips like: Keeping a backup NES controller hidden for when it's bed time and your parent takes away the one controller they know about so you can sleep.

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  • @xChaos@f.cz 2026-03-24 05:39

    @existentialcomics Back in my day, only nerds were using computers and you had to invite girl to a movies...

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  • @Antke@mastodon.social 2026-03-24 05:41

    @existentialcomics back in my days we picked up the phone. (Not a mobile one)

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  • @dat@social.g33ky.de 2026-03-24 06:11

    @existentialcomics well, I found my first girlfriend via IRC and that was no website… more like some app? those websites are newfangled too!

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  • @existentialcomics You still can do that, but computers these days boot a lot quicker. You can also leave them in sleep mode instead of powered off, in which case they'll be ready almost instantly. Except the monitor, which for some damn reason takes like 5 seconds to wake up now. WTF is that nonsense. Powering up an LCD and negotiating with the GPU should take microseconds, shouldn't it?

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  • @patterfloof@meow.social 2026-03-24 10:46

    @existentialcomics a lot changed when we no longer had to go to The Computer

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  • @existentialcomics they even can't call via phone

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  • @flesh@transfem.social 2026-03-24 02:33

    @existentialcomics@mastodon.social I know this is largely a joke, but it does kinda demonstrate the push by Big App to keep people away from tech literacy.

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  • @existentialcomics@mastodon.social bring back websites!!!

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