Post by @existentialcomics@mastodon.social

2026-04-29 01:50 UTC

Nature did not design mankind to stare at screens indoors all day. We are made to struggle for the bounty of the earth. To follow the herds north and kill for our meat. To make love in cold nights as we ponder the stars. Luckily we rebelled against nature. That would suck. Screens are way better.

Replies (7)

@alienghic@timeloop.cafe 2026-04-29 02:38

@existentialcomics I do miss being able to see the stars.

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@Peace@mstdn.ca 2026-04-29 03:19

@existentialcomics Hm😂mm !

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@minmi@sfba.social 2026-04-29 03:31

@existentialcomics seriously. Imagine having to do more to get popcorn at the end of a day than just put a bag in a box and push a button. Awful.

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@audiodude@sfba.social 2026-04-29 03:33

@existentialcomics Touching, but I take issue with the premise that "makind was designed". Would you say it's the same sentiment with "Mankind did not evolve..." or does it lose something because you drop the kind of intrinsic part of it? Also mmmm screen.

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@lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social 2026-04-29 04:45

@existentialcomics that's Make love on the stony ground in cold nights no thanks screens for me

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@ReinisLazda@toot.lv 2026-04-29 08:55

@existentialcomics Nature did not design mankind to eat French fries with Coke. We rebelled against nature. French fries with Coke are much tastier than raw potatoes with water. We are getting diabetes though. And fat. That's what we get for rebelling against nature.

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@voided@hachyderm.io 2026-05-02 03:28

@existentialcomics @utterlymundane https://mastodon.social/@existentialcomics/116485485479382456

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