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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I'll take that as a no And you still live THERE? Weird...

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This will be why musk says Zelenskyy has gone too far All those defenceless teddy bears!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No Where the diesel went Obviously

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The plan was make coffee The next bit is plan more coffee

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It's weird right? I mean. I've been trying to ignore things for the sake of my sanity But... When the USA gets the enemy* to bail them out of a fuel crisis, right before an election, and even the UK says "that's not entirely cool" to their special relationship (gimp controller) "partner" Things are just off the charts *yeah that isn't the right word for this day and age, I know, it's a work in progress

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Sleeping

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Stonehaven outdoor pool in October apparently. We must go

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I literally just filled two with diesel this very afternoon It's hidden well You won't find it

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Holy pube balls batman

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Just address it to The fireplace C/O me Return to senderville

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Sunblock Really good sunblock

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Everyone with their own unique pattern shirt Like snowflakes Oh Wait 🫢 Or rubbing patterns Your left or their left?

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social That's no ORDINARY candle!! That's a vagina candle!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social NO SPOON

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I would ask what the fuck is going on with you lot but then I haven't had answers before so I'm not bothering anymore... 🤷‍♂️

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Which Thunderbird does Michael pilot? And does it only get called in when someone is trapped in the sewers?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Everyone else is embarrassed for you lot Like Just Euuuuuuuurgh

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And you still LIVE there? Weird...

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Man can't take compliment from another man. News at 11!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is why I shaved my head at university

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Haven't even registered this one I don't want to know who they are Right? Do not answer that either

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @oliver@toots.im The zoo didn't make the enclosure impossible to get into...

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social How did you know my working title already? 😡😮 Every week one of them would do or say something stupid and the other two would face palm or look up and say "jeeeesus" real slow like (Could guest star that Mario CEO shooter and others) It would be an after church Sunday smash with the religious folks lapping up the "road to redemption" (another working title alongside "ain't jail wonderful") the sponsors and adverts would all be privately run jail companies

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No Because Oh Jesus Christ Just you do you We will all cry on the sidelines

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social He was social He went round people's houses and checked on their taste in food and literature And probably toilet paper

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social So very wrong Whole pie Tub of slop on top Optionally opened

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "I was eating at a waffle house. I'm not proud of it. I was hungry. Waitress comes over and says: 'Hey! Whachoo reading for?'..." -Bill Hicks

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social How about your girl takes YOU out for drinks? Thank you for your attention in this matter

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social What. The actual. Fuck. Did, My eyes. . My BEAUTIFUL EYES... Just See?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No I mean in my version

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "My dear When I ejaculated I counted √π⁹⁵⁴ individual sperm When you ejaculate you can tell me YOUR number, goodnight" yeah no thanks

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Speaking with their mouths shut Like good little puppets

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social One farts worse than the other End Of Rossi Story

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That's the G of GTF But seriously pumpkins taste of nothing. Have to add so much sugar Bad alternative to sweet potato and even those are a poor contender for the word potato Orange mush. Better name

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social But after watching Bill Hicks, I believe they couldn't read the word Avengers

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Actually they'd make a great sitcom together In adjacent cells With canned laughter

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "My dear. You speak such excellent French"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Now I'm imagining all the wrong numbers getting messages and the sometimes hilarious consequences

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME HEALTHY

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Pumpkin anything can GTF

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Learn to drive. Twat"

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Back in the day the carriage clock was the traditional leaving gift Then for a while some idiot pop band wore kitchen clocks around their necks like medallions I'm not kidding Don't search this It will cringe you to death

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They were paid actors

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No Like banana Not a flavour that should be in anything other than a freshly unzipped banana And that's only if there's no other fruit to choose from Or you got cramp in both calves in the pool and had to pull of an impressive arms only but feet first on your back sculling type monstrosity to get back to the side, while screaming and eventually getting assistance from some nice helpful fellow swimmers I went into too much detail there but it's true

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Or if they are At speed Not at station

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social OMG OMG OMG THE ORIGINAL OPTIMUS PRIME IS COMING BACK The teaser was in an after credits from the 40th anniversary but it leaves so many possibilities and questions Like Why do I feel 9 years old again? What marvel franchise could they multi verse him into? Why did he have a blue human hand? Was he Dr Manhattan all along from watchmen? How much of my money can they take?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The tiger will be or has been put down Sorry