Jonathan Sadow

@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt There has to be a heterosexual romance plot for plausible deniability, it is in the contract. #monsterdon

Finally there is semi metafictional writer discourse but they could do better. #monsterdon

Bats were harmed during the making of this movie. #monsterdon

Why don't we sit Sam Altman down and have him explain how this gizmo of his works. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter@wandering.shop The last half hour was extra-weak. #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social I know I was hoping for long pompous speeches about humankind's inevitable foolish self destruction but no #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social I am going to shatter the laser's ruby. #monsterdon

No fair, I had commercials which means I am still watching this shitty movie wondering about the costume designer who was like, "we'll just use an old balloon" #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social Yeah I forgot all about the future aliens until you just mentioned them—that would have been much more interesting and they started it so why didn't they finish (I guess that happens in a lot of Monsterdon movies) #monsterdon

@Lazarou@mastodon.social Jinx #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social Well the discharge creates an invisible barrier. #monsterdon

@peterries@techhub.social That was sarcasm #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social It is the result of man's own folly and now the barrier has been penetrated #monsterdon

I also really want a satanic writing studio with a manual typewriter. #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social All of that makes complete sense and I understand all of it. #monsterdon

It is true that "the ska" is not for senior citizens, he better be careful #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social I'm going to utilize the laser beam pulse system #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social My path is also clear into the time vault. #monsterdon

@brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net Oh I think it was remastered and released on a two-DVD set with director's commentary as a Criterion release. #monsterdon

@TerryHancock@realsocial.life The metafictional writer narrative was just window dressing which is too bad since it had potential. #Monsterdon

I also rented a house from his nephew, Mark Fleming, who said it would be abandoned in the summer. #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social Well definitely you wouldn't want to mess up a nice sausage pizza with pineapple so there would have to be a giant brawl. #monsterdon

There were two nuns gardening and one nun said to the other #monsterdon

His story is more believable then your I followed a guy story. #Monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social That seems likely but they already had the blue alien suits so they could have popped up again and tried to fix the timeline while walking in and out of the four-segment door. #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social aw why not #monsterdon

When John Carpenter directed this movie I wonder if he was like "okay this scene is going to be like that scene from Firestarter and this one is going to be like the Shining etc." #monsterdon

Many doors open to a secret something which is disappointment #monsterdon

News of my a__, you mean. #monsterdon

Most labs can be tracked by laser beams and they are the best ones to ask about lab whereabouts #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social Hey man those dudes know a lot about lasers and time coordinates and photons and the space time continuum--they probably ran out of budget because they spent all their money on research. #monsterdon

wait I am confused about how the jellyfish were able to capsize a boat #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social look at that gigantic spacecraft #monsterdon

@Lazarou@mastodon.social Yes and they drop them frequently because the ball of string gets caught on them. #monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange It does have a kind of corniness since it is about Stephen King taking over reality and a lot of "there's always the movie" lines. #monsterdon

It's nice to see you but we are all sitting here with our mugs from the Coffee Connection so don't mind us. #monsterdon

I forgot that John Carpenter actually directed "Christine" #monsterdon delayed observation

@wohali@timeloop.cafe space and time are nb so definitely they are queer lovers. #monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social I didn't really expect any acting but after all the time-travel talk I hoped for some slightly more coherent trajectory or like some interaction with the scenes of various times on their black and white television. #monsterdon

I agree, Beatles Schmeatles. #monsterdon

@huronbikes@cyberplace.social it's like the earth except time #monsterdon

@AnarchoNeighbor@kolektiva.social @LingLass@vmst.io @Taweret@timeloop.cafe @Cherizilla@mastodon.social @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus oh right, that explains everything. #monsterdon

"Look at what your father laughed at" is really the best pickup line #monsterdon

@peterries@techhub.social I don't know what you mean. #monsterdon

@th0tleader@mastodon.social Definitely, especially when the laser beam pulse system is increasing in strength. #monsterdon

That is how all of our students dress and talk on their mid-term vacation. #monsterdon

You _definitely_ don't want them to think you are a couple of hysterical women. #Monsterdon

That does not look like either Pascal or machine language. #monsterdon

No don't open the photon cycling all the way because I am trying to sleep. #monsterdon

He is coming tonight and is all excited about the floor plans #monsterdon