"Did you brother ever experiment with animals?"
"No, he was never in the FBI"
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Childfree Represent!
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The David Cronenberg remake of this was very different. A baboon hasn't exploded or anything....
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love that antiquated display, with all the dials!
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do cats have dentures?
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Replying to
Doctor offering legal advice now. But it's Vincent Price, so you listen.
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That cop and Mrs Patterson have a history...
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Replying to
@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp Catsitting I can believe... #Monsterdon
why all the cuck chairs in the bedroom?
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Vincent Price is a such a Mastodon dude he has his own science lab!
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"you know how women are" says a 10 year old boy
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I am never stepping in a teleporter, I know the big secret about them....
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Men hunting each other in the dark woods...
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So much tea drinking tonight, such delicate cups...
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Replying to
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social was he trapped in a Time Tunnel? #Monsterdon
Dick looks worried...
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My wife would love a house with so many secret passages and rooms.
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Not a bad prison cell for having just admitting to murdering your husband. Breakfast in bed...
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This film has more female characters not being eye candy than most other Monsterdon movies...
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"Oh fucksticks!"
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lol, sly threat from Vincent Price there, love it!
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He knows his industrial presses...
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That's so Vincent Price doing those wrestling moves
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THE COP!
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teleport the cat, defy the laws of Mastodon
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lol, fuck that resort!
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"How long do flies live?"
"What am I, Wikipedia?"
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rabies is a horrible way to die though...
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"How about we say none of this happened and nothing is real?"
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Cop arrives too late...
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Tells the shit cop just to stay where he is, because he's useless
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Spoilers for The Fly
"Just take some tranquilisers and leave me the fuck alone, goodnight!"
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Well don't we all have family tombs?
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that look, with the face mask and the fedora, makes me think "Hollywood Hacker"
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"Vincent Price reads out statements on AI by Tech Bros"
Imagine that...
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"This? Oh this is my Bat Scare Window"
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Let's Saltburn these rich characters!
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all that 'snow' is asbestos of course...
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"Stroke tonnage"
😉
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so many men creeping around this house...
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I feel Vincent's pain at having to entertain a child for dinner, weird little bastards...
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"Hi boss, yeah I fucked up, lol!"
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Queer couples casually discussing big crimes is a thing, trust me
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Gigantic American car
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see?
No way I'm being disintegrated to travel
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lol, the forest is on fire, imagine if that thing just kept happening, year after year...
This plot is escalating
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it's like an old PC revving up....
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classic memory wipe...
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