This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow
Update:
It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.
https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow
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I write code, mostly C#, Scala, or Python. It’s my job and hobby. Also playing around with electronics on raspberry pi and micro:bit. 3D printer and newbie thing creator. Father of children, Walker of cockapoo, First of his name. He/Him.
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Okay, so it's not a new feature, it's the WiFi assist from previous versions renamed and turned on by default
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Okay #Bookstodon I’ve read my son The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and now a significant way through The Return of the King
So…
Do I read him The Silmarilion next?
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@chillybot OMG the cyber security industry will be dead in 3-6 months!!!
Will you be accidentally exposing this script through an internal security incident?
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@maxleibman actually it’s not the Force unless it comes from the Forthagne region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling telekinesis
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@tmr232@mastodon.social this is the future. It’s because we don’t understand how to morge code that software development will be dead in 6-12 months.
Just don’t ask which 6-12 months
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@jenniferplusplus but what about when their models created a full C compiler… oh, right.
But what about when they said software development would be dead in 6-12 months… oh, again.
You know, it’s almost like they have an over active marketing team
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@shadowdancer@mstdn.social I’m sure they said something about quality recently as well 😆
Got to admit that I did the same as well. No way, I thought, they would take a well recognised and widely used image and fuck it up with AI. But, alas, this is where we are.
They’re now driving around a mountain, perilously close to the edge, blindfolded, and not holding the wheel.
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@ohmrun@indieweb.social @JennyFluff@chitter.xyz don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net @musevg@23.social @bartholin@fops.cloud @ohmrun@indieweb.social every Tinm has an equal and opposite Timn
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@dpnash@c.im oh shit, sorry Tim! You should have words with Timn tomorrow before he starts working from the initial commit
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@synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net @chillybot@infosec.exchange sweet, giving sudoer access to your agent is peak productivity
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@arichtman@eigenmagic.net but as git workspaces right? Because if they were manually managed then it feels like they should be on some kind of government watch list
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@musevg@23.social @moira@mastodon.murkworks.net @bartholin@fops.cloud @ohmrun@indieweb.social only in terms of how they progress through time
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@rhempel@mstdn.ca I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics
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@vazub@mastodon.online I love this entire article.
I’m also hanging this screenshot above my desk
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@JSAMcFarlane@mastodon.ie @rhempel@mstdn.ca I’m sure everyone who loves gitflow will come to its rescue 👀
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@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io damn. I just looked at the missing status page and there’s not even a 9 anywhere in the number
https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
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Is anyone in the Fediverse self-hosting an RSS aggregator? Preferably that doesn't need docker?
Looking for recommendations. I'm currently using the Vivaldi integrated one, but that doesn't sync between devices.
#RSS #SelfHosting
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@JustinGerdes@mastodon.green @fionaharvey@mastodon.sdf.org I was speaking to the guy who installed mine 4 years ago. Said he’s getting 3 or 4 new requests for quotes a day at the moment.
It’s almost like depending on a finite resource might be causing issues
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@box464 biggest one for me is Rider for my IDE. After that something like Fiddler for inspecting traffic.
Otherwise I’m pretty much a stock system kind of person.
Oh. “Just” as well instead of Make. I use this for automating a lot of things like building and deploying web apps when testing
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@ohmrun@indieweb.social @synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net it was a noticeable absence.
But I’m also now reciting the Tears in the Rain scene over and over in my head again
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@rhempel@mstdn.ca I tried to do the nice thing and filed an issue against it. Not holding my breath though, the last time I did that it was hanging around for 2 years until they deprecated it with a different product
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@jgreig@ioc.exchange @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social also, it won’t take screenshots of private browsing windows, but only if you use their browser. If you want the option to choose then it’s a big “fuck you”.
This is some of the most technological dystopian bs I’ve seen in some time
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@verge@mastodon.social and that’s just killed it for me. I’ll be looking at the Kobo now
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@GossiTheDog I was speaking with someone who works for one of the cloud providers yesterday. They’ve been getting more and more panicked queries from c-suite progress wanting to know what they’re doing about mythos.
I just can’t take the hype anymore. I’m beyond drained
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@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io what did they do now? Or is it just their shit in general
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