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Andy Gates

@andygates@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Yes, that one.

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Joined January 24, 2017
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@beecycling@wandering.shop @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk "Follow the leader" can be virtuous too: if when driving I make a whole production of passing a cyclist super wide with indicators, the car sheep behind me do the same.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Hulk smash!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@foobarsoft @hannah I bet they are hip deep in "digital twin" kool-aid.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @cstross@wandering.shop Did the statue of Washington get coned?
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @cstross@wandering.shop First game is tomorrow. Manifest...!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@hyperbolix@troet.cafe @da_667@infosec.exchange They used to be luxury plague spreaders, now they're just package plague spreaders.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@kapellosaur@mstdn.social @quixoticgeek@social.v.st I can't see any sign of charge ports or internal battery. It *could* be useful... the devil is in the details.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@JessFairbairn@aoir.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I'm absolutely cherishing the Word clipart "on holiday" sign in a local restaurant.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@angusm @cstross A classic game that all can play, we used to do it working in call centres. Less solemnity, perhaps.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@sparseMatrix@defcon.social @paninid@mastodon.world Between "then" and "now" is a bunch of human-created SEO slop. That doesn't change the point though.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@krupo @katanova @monkeyben Hiss! Not even in jest!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@hakona@im.alstadheim.no @impooortant@mstdn.io @silvermoon82@wandering.shop Data centres might end up like ghost malls. Hopefully more battery sheds than weed farms but we'll see how it goes.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Tiny balancing bike!

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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@newint @dangillmor In theory a competent Jonnycab would have lighting fast senses and legal compliance, reducing meatbag driver mistakes. Programming it to scoff the law eats away at that like molecular acid. It's just a grift now.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Especially if it's a thing most people in the culture do (unless it's jargon within just Those Pesky Immortals). Tee hee Very Hungry Caterpillar, he's on his first incarnation of course he's a big eater...
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@harryadney @paco The government wonks were told too, it's just that this time instead of holding off on deployment (kicking it into the long grass) they charged ahead and damn the consequences. Brexit grade "who needs experts?" idiocy.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 11mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop @Ponygirl@mastodon.social Invisible friends that give kids all the non-child-safe boosting they want? Egad. The machines don't even need an agenda.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@aud Normalising deviance!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@clickhere @FuckOffGoogle @MatthewNewell @prokoudine @ronanmcd maybe a lane saber?
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@Dany Shammy's been synthetic in bike shorts since at least the 80's! (and easily washable). Folding though? Ain't nobody got time for that :)
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 18mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Old school bike computers: where are those damn manuals, this is HIGH STAKES in case I wipe the odometer..!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@dckim @greenpeace the construction doesn't lead to consumption, it's appliances that just work. And can be recycled. Why were you planning on doing with those trees? Burning them for power is crappy.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@ravenbait@mastodon.scot N - N, too real!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@BackFromTheDud @greenpeace And yet they work fine, even better combined with wind turbines. We're already doing this.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@Rosita311 Also gyms putting their timetables up as PDFs! Making me break out the reading glasses is just unthinking.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Random #catposting: booped an adorable black and white kitty on last night's constitutional. Tried to name it, kept getting a classification error because "tux" is a penguin!

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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 19mo ago
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@OchmennoPodcast Well that's got me re reading the original...
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@clickhere @FuckOffGoogle @MatthewNewell @prokoudine @ronanmcd U-lock justice!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@TomDB@mastodon-belgium.be @greenpeace@mastodon.social Penfold, hush.
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@dckim @greenpeace home wood burners don't scale (and they're bad for you, all that soot!).
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@Windfisch@chaos.social @leyrer@23.social Infinite Money Hack!
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@dozymoe @greenpeace How?
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@gooba42 @fourmiune @Npfmorsan @greenpeace it's so obviously inferior, bless their hearts
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Andy Gates @andygates@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@hannah @foobarsoft They can get in the digital sea!
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