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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social

2026-08-09 12:41 UTC

As a parent who has been living in blessed ignorace of Paw Patrol, today I took the kid to her first cinema experience to see Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie. And I'm making this everyone's problem because I have So. Many. Questions. Luckily I was taking notes. Thread 🧵 #parenting #PawPatrol #cinemastodon

Replies (19)

  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social 2026-08-09 12:43

    Right off the bat: This is a lot of tech for like 6 dogs and a kid. Who's funding this operation? And why is it run by a kid? Is he Tony Stark's grandson or something? 1/?

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social ACAB includes Paw Patrol

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social I am about to take my child for his first cinema experience to see this movie, looking forward to reading thread

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  • @Johny28@thecanadian.social 2026-08-09 13:32

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Please publish all your movie reviews! 🤣

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  • @Judeau@mas.to 2026-08-09 13:37

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social The deep dive of this film that I never knew I needed!

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  • @RyeNCode@mstdn.ca 2026-08-09 13:54

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Post scarcity society, Rider et all are in starfleet? The cats that were in prison are assholes, moreso than normal cats. I've read the reports.

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social This reminds me of the time (fortunately a looooong time ago) I got to see the Winx Club movie with my daughter. It was not a great experience, at least not for me. But... if you wait long enough, you can take your child to a screening of 2001, a space odyssee or see David Bowie have fun with goblins in Labyrinth.

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  • @somekindofgarf@kind.social 2026-08-09 15:19

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social As a fellow parent of two former paw patrol-enjoyers, I loved this thread. Lemme know when you get to the super hero Mighty Pups for the next teardown 😁

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  • @SubplotKudzu@dice.camp 2026-08-09 15:37

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social This was what immediately jumped to mind https://youtu.be/F9xrwLThlZk?t=52

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  • @gbargoud@masto.nyc 2026-08-09 15:47

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social We got lucky that when we showed our kid Toy Story, that stuck pretty well so our first cinema experience was Toy Story 5 which was pretty good (she's obsessed with Jessie and that was the central character in 5 which helped a lot)

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social @alicemcalicepants@ohai.social Chase is on the case!

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  • @jason@logoff.website 2026-08-09 16:23

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social ok this is all fine and good except for the bit about Rubble All these dogs are cops but Rubble is the least cop among them. I can’t stand for this slander.

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  • @aburtch@shakedown.social 2026-08-09 17:22

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Also, Paw Patrol is 100% the main vehicle for copoganda. #ACAB

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  • @Beachbum@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-08-09 20:13

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Paw patrol was the one of the favorites of our grandchildren. The Backyardigans was great too.

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  • @davecarter@mastodon.nz 2026-08-09 21:17

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social congratulations for avoiding paw patrol thus far. We went through a stage with the series during the pandemic. The biggest question I had - and still haunts me - is why doesn't anyone ever call it out as a privatisation fever dream?

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  • @zoid@infosec.exchange 2026-08-10 04:44

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Welcome to my hell. Or rather … the hell I escaped from a year ago. All questions are valid, older daughter confirmed.

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  • @milla@mastodon.art 2026-08-10 07:14

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social "THERE IS NO PARAMEDIC DOG" I hate to be the one to tell you, but Marshall the deadly disaster also performs first responder paramedic duties.

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  • @dzwiedziu@mastodon.social 2026-08-10 09:10

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social ACAB includes PAW Patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwhUpu9MfZ0 #copaganda

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social my now teenage boys have outgrown Paw Patrol so I gratefully will skip this cinematic masterpiece and instead enjoy your posts. My favorite part of the show was when “the Tony Stark kid” 🤣 would pick 2 dogs for the mission. I used to joke he would then say “the rest of you dogs get back in your f-ing crates and be quiet for the rest of the show” Thank you for the laughs; great thread.

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