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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social

2026-08-09 12:43 UTC

Right off the bat: This is a lot of tech for like 6 dogs and a kid. Who's funding this operation? And why is it run by a kid? Is he Tony Stark's grandson or something? 1/?

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  • @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social 2026-08-09 12:45

    There is a yacht on fire and a dog team shows up in a giant ass rescue boat. Snoop Dogg was the perfect choice to voice a man who goes through this experience. 2/?

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  • @buherator@infosec.place 2026-08-09 12:46

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social I had very similar concerns during my early encounters: "Skye is hovering with a fixed-wing jetpack, yet no one suspects Paw Patrol behind the Lockheed Martin hack 🤔" https://scrapco.de/twitter/buherator/status/1419306621063270404/

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  • @Tim_Eagon@dice.camp 2026-08-09 14:36

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social https://youtu.be/pBFIqRSsixE

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  • @Space_Burger_Steve@mstdn.ca 2026-08-09 20:36

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social My kids are mercifully too old for Paw Patrol now, but that wasn't always the case, and I was subjected to so much Paw Patrol that I developed a crush on Mayor Goodway. I have a few headcanons, please forgive me for dumping them here. First, where is Adventure Bay? The climate looks Californian, but they can drive to both a cold region with penguins, and a jungle with indigenous stone ruins. There's only 5 regions in the world with a hot summer climate like California. But California and the Mediterranean don't have penguins, and southern Africa and Australia don't have central American ruins. I believe Adventure Bay is in Chile. Question two, where are Ryder's parents? I've never seen them, or guardians of any kind. I believe Ryder is an emancipated minor. I also believe he is a sociopath, that the people of Adventure Bay are like pets to him, which is why the entire emergency response team are his "techbro solution" team of dogs with cool cars.

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  • @rk@mastodon.well.com 2026-08-09 21:53

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Mayor Goodway used Adventure Bay city funds to erect a golden statue of her pet chicken in the town square, so I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising that they outsourced emergency services to a kid and some dogs.

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  • @sally@mastodon.social 2026-08-10 02:45

    @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social Funding wise, this is covered in one of the other films, where Ryder says it's from Paw Patrol merchandise. Which makes more sense than a lot of other things.

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