(shining a UV blacklight on all of the fediverse) ewwwww
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trickykat
@trickykat@beige.party
mastodon 4.7.3real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight
my posts: @trickykat@beige.party@justmytoots.com
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Joined July 01, 2025
i’m so chronically online my shampoo says like and repost instead of rinse and repeat
an emu is just an ostrich that's found my chemical romance
i have the confidence to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini but not the courage to go out without my phone
i don't get why the hare didn't simply flip the tortoise on his back when the ref wasn't looking
yes i'm into epic historical dramas (replaying all our arguments in my head)
while y'all were sleeping i was studying the blade (cake knife)
being born on star wars day means i have two special gifts. the ability to wield the force and the instincts to correctly call someone a piece of bantha poodoo
people should post less whiny and more whimsy
one must imagine sisyphus getting rickrolled
coming back as the cilantro on your taco after I die is exactly what you deserve
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
if you ever catch me sleepwalking please make sure my watch is tracking those steps
following my mastodon account will always remain ad free because fuck capitalism
*takes a swig of Coke Zero and smiles at the camera*
they're only shower thoughts if you need to have a cold one after you've thunk it
tickling with your tongue is called lickling
everytime i think i’ve just read the last one ever, another sisyphus joke drops
(climbing into bed with phone) oh no, i forgot to brush my bluetooth
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and This is The Way on my stubby little forearm
for of all the hobbits freudo was the one who loved his mother the most
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gonna get a cute frog on my tiny little butt cheek
i drank the kool-aid and it tasted like la croix
i should be able to do an emoji react on your forehead when you speak irl
will y'all still love me as much if i smell like tiger balm the whole day?
you be the early nerd, I'll be your regulan bloodworm
if we fill it with tuna we can call it a purrito
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@BenjaminNelan@mastodon.social moving the slice of cake is the easy part (i just focus on the base layer). its the preventing all the frosting from melting when the light saber goes through it that's the problem.
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@radicalabacus@hachyderm.io that's real talent tho. the potato is def beyond my abilities
chat, is it wrong to drop a spider into someone’s open mouth because they’re snoring?
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party how can you say that? 🥹 i am the most fragrant flower on the fediverse ?
(divorce settlement negotiations) no YOU keep the drafts folder