Smuuthbrane

Water big. Easy hit.

Havings skills and a degree are not necessarily mutually exclusive. In my experience the degree was the gateway to gaining skills, not the method of doing so.

Hey, friendly Canadian here with breaking news for Americans: the US is not winning the war in Iran.

[heron waits hours, gives up] "Aight, Im'ma bounce."

Geez, guy could have just swiped left.

Come ON, we're SUPPOSED to stop talking about it!!

She kicked me out when I asked for hot sauce.

So THAT'S why the British call them "birds".

What do they want, a refund?

I still recognize their buildings, even after repurposing.

She set her jaw once, and that's where it's staying.

Just sowing the seeds for Zootopia.

Take it to the country, find a 10-12" culvert under a driveway or access, pull a winch line through the culvert, attach it firmly to the mattress, winch until the mattress is all the way in the culvert, cut the winch line, and you're done. Optional: call one of those YouTube drain clearing guys.

Nobody sees the passive income and the flush bank account. Because my passive income is searching couch cushions and my bank account is an NSF check magnet.

If the have "reams" of data on me, good luck reading through it all. [This is a sarcastically humourous take on the fact that the word "reams" is used, which is a measure of blocks of 500 pieces of paper.]

You win today's internet LOL point.

How do I finger my fingers??

It's the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.

Shouldn't that be "Schrödinger's Blockade"? It both exists and doesn't, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.

The trash can got so full they had to start spewing garbage back out instead.

You mixed up your meds again.

This is something I'd expect out of one of Caine's adventures.

Geez, spoilers much??

Probably something balanced and informational, right? padmehopeful.jpg padmelesshopeful.jpg

Came here for this. #2 would bend over once and be down for life. Not to mention those front knees would be under tremendous pressure, even just normal walking would be punishing.

Zero. So go ahead, use an ant as a bullet to assassinate your foe, they'll rule it misadventure.

Isn't this a Star Wars name generator?

I hated this version of the Fantastic 4.

Woke up in the morning, don't believe what I saw, hundred billion glizzies, washed up on the shore…

Damn, that would be aces. Let's let them start in DC.

It's metric.

If you can git that in your pocket it can double as a leg splint.

Doctor Pepper, maybe…

OW. Yeah, evidently.

Wow, that’s even smoother than mine.

Please someone explain what "E EGG OBOE" means. I want to believe.

Honeyball don't care.

I plead the 5th. And I'll be disappointed if you don't do it.

The enshitification will continue until morale improves.

You too? Smooth bros high five.

Would a fart even compare with the body odour of a relatively unwashed knight exerting themselves in full sunlight?

Ah, that's why you're so shit at it. Diagnosis made!

Correction: enshitification will continue regardless of morale.

I thought you'd be blocking the leche posters. Tempting.

If it had been a private moment, no press or anything, not only would he not have tipped, he would have claimed that his order wasn't right and demanded a refund.

So you're a shit doctor. Good to know, enjoy the malpractice suit.

It’s not even soapy, why would ahe want to?

Can’t wake up until I’ve boofed my dark roast.

Leila. I mean the first half is ok, but the second half of masturbatory whining guitar solo can just fly into the sun.

Would the real skin flaky please stand up?