yung gribble

my tier list of children and parents in resident evil

I took a noon nap. Had a dream I had a sexy Decidueye school principal. Woke up and the video my phone had autoplayed to "worst grass types in competitive pokemon".

Decidueye you may be ZU but apparently you're megafuckable in my dreams ☺️🦉🌿

Shane is getting so scared playing re8 that he's crying and begging for us to find big boobie porn of lady d before we sleep so he can conquer his fear

i mirrored some of the shawnter yuri to ao3

🔞 https://archiveofourown.org/works/94242281

remind me to also upload them to my booru... yuri visibility month

I was just thinking about cap'n Wesker being really cold and aloof and stone-faced and kinda mean at work 🗿 but once he clocks out late at night, he skitters into Chris's apartment window all cryptid like. and gives sleepy chris the most incredibly sloppy glizzy gluck at night with that twist of the wrist Shawn Michaels suck.gif dual wielding tech AND he looks up lovingly into Chris's eyes and smiles at him as hot nut drips out the side of his val kilmer kissy lips 🥹. Honk shuuuu chris sleeps good.

And then they clock in the morning and Wesker says nothing happens and gets mad if Chris presses the issue and says he'll write him up, and it confuses Chris a lot. Gaslight gluckboss.

Just thinking about VTMB... cold controlling Therese and hypersexual flirty Jeanette .. two sides of the same daddy abuse trauma.

I'm at that old age where loving gazes and knowing smiles are my goon material.

#chriskerWeek2026 day 2 - Mind Control

You already knew this was going to be a P30 situation.

yapmaxxing: https://wiki.scumsuck.com/blog:2026:0601chrisker_week_2026_2_-_mind_control

#art #chrisker #residentEvil

i love everyone who can tell from my sfw art that the character is a power bottom

might literally be me but i'm not japanese

oh hell yeah brother i finished packing all sticker club stuff. send out tomorrow and/or put it in the mailbox tonight in the below freezing weather. time to shower

depression pro-tip: if you are too depressed to shower u should get bluey shampoo or whatever other stupid fucking baby cartoon shampoo so you have something to look forward to if you shower. if bluey showers you can shower too.

Once cast as the liquid-metal killing machine, it was made clear by Cameron that Patrick had to be in top-notch shape for the role, not gigantic like protagonist Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger, but lean, fit and fast.

YAOIIIIIIII

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-2-judgement-day-robert-patrick-says-billy-idol-almost-played-t-1000-1030468/

i guess the t-1000 is the newer younger better model... jumbo bottom and twink top...?

The fact that Sherry appears in RE9 but not Jake means that Jake is a figment of Chris's ptsd depressive coping imagination. So he imagined Wesker got pregnant and gave birth. And Chris imagined he was the babby daddy. Or he imagined he was cucked by an nameless faceless hentai mob estonian woman. Either way. Jake is not real and he can't hurt you.

Chris wears a Made In Heaven jacket cuz he fucken LOOOOVES Queen

He can paint a "Just Like Heaven" jacket for Wesker cuz he knows Wesker's a gay little new wave goth bitch

#chrisker

the way i feel about zeno is probably the same way james sunderland feels about maria being a slutty version of his dead wife 🛌 "worst character in the game btw" - jerma985

shane is just reading out loud the lore to "we are the world" because michael jackson and diana ross are holding hands in the music video (dirty diana conspiracy theorists)

pokemon-sonas for buckethead:

- Blacephalon (fucked up and evil clown)
- Mimikyu (shy murderess)
- Cubone (shy tism)
- Cofagrigus (masked killer)
- Duskull (shy masked tism)
- Hitmonlee (kung-fu, long legs)
- Iron Thorns (bucket bot, giant robot, godzilla weebery)

Chris stop choking on your own penis, umbrella doesn't cover pet insurance

Mrrphh mrphhh (chokes while schlorping his own oenis)

And this is a story about how chris got a oenus reduction for his own good 😔