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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

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I make the best 🍕 in the neighborhood. Amateur of two-wheeled joy machines.
Bunny hugger. Dad. Woke. Occasional Audaxer, Tinkerer of many things
#Audax #AudaxChic #Cycling #Brompton #Cycle2Work #HomeAssistant #Python #Linux #EnergyTransition #ClimateChange #UKCyclingTweeps #London #Richmond #EastSheen #RichmondPark #FrenchInUK #BikeTooter
Homes: London, Lyon, Savoie

442 Followers

832 Following

50 Posts

Joined November 05, 2022

Github:

https://github.com/jfparis

Strava (drop me a message if you follow me or I will not accept):

https://www.strava.com/athletes/15669947

Languages:

FR, EN, Python, (fi?)

Pronouns:

he / him

@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2w ago

Replying to

@ascentale@sfba.social A7: A self repair space like what London Bike Kitchen used to be. They had all the tools, 7 stands that you could book and a bad ass mechanic that could guide you with what you wanted to do. @meganL@mas.to @bikenite@fedigroups.social #BikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2w ago

Replying to

@ascentale@sfba.social A3: I knew if this happening, although never heard of the SRAM Vs Shimano difference. Anyway, I do most of my maintenance myself but every 18 months I take my bike to the LBS for new cables (for that precise reason) and a deeper clean. @jdarais@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social #BikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 3w ago

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@FourT4@mastodonapp.uk Is there a t-shirt?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@ascentale@sfba.social A8: went for a DIY #audax this week and it happened there was a ford at pretty much the half point. Now I am pounding on designing a route with many fords but looks like it will be difficult. Anyway early days @bikenite@fedigroups.social #BikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Traditional #BikesAtPollingStations

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

RE: https://rouge.eu.org/@jfparis/116532368021276329 @ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social A8: I went to vote so I took a photo of my bike at the polling station #BikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

Traditional #BikesAtPollingStations

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

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@ascentale@sfba.social @geonz@mathstodon.xyz @bikenite@fedigroups.social A1: posting from London England I have seen many times over bikes used as decoration. In shops mostly but for gardens I am not sure. A fully functional bike used as prop is what I call a “sad bike”. They want to be ridden in the wild. (The case of the white / ghost bikes is special but they are also very sad) #bikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

My dear and beloved call me super Mario when she sees me in my cycling bibs with my red cycling cap

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ascentale All those wax that people recommend are good. Need to apply them on clean chains (that's tricky to get). I am trying the new KMC waxed chains to save myself the first degreasing session @eq @bikenite #BikeNite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

I am not a lollipop person but I can relate

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/13/why-do-lollipop-people-face-so-much-road-rage

The lollipop people crisis: what does the road rage against them say about Britain today?

The lollipop people crisis: what does the road rage against them say about Britain today?

They just want to help children safely across the road on their way to and from school. Yet lollipop people are having to wear body cameras after an increase in abusive and dangerous drivers. How did things get so out of hand?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@cwebber@social.coop Yes. same when you discover a new profile on another server. You can copy paste the URL in your search box and then follow them

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@0xabad1dea That would probably speed up its adoption relative to IPv6

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

PiHole has blocked the school website :)

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@david_chisnall With some of the recipients of the long LLM-generated content using their own LLM to summarise

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

RE: https://rouge.eu.org/@jfparis/115513566266265697 @iFixit This took me a bit of time (to get started) but I managed to replace the wiring of my bicycle light (old cables had been torn just on the edge of the case

JF :debian: :verbike:: "How is your Saturday morning going people? #Fixi…" - Rouge.eu.org

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@rsm92 @servo @Mastodon That's some great progress. Last time I tried, I got a blank page

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

After years of hoping, I finally witnessed an #iPed collision
Both of them survived :)

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@GossiTheDog That used to be a thing at the beginning of COVID. Is MS really 6 years late?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

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@GossiTheDog Other option

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@ebooksyearn@thepit.social huzzah

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@revk@toot.me.uk @lectronz@mastodon.social @tindie@hackaday.social nope

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@Alternatecelt@mastodon.scot @fesshole@mastodon.social exactly that

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@CommonSparrow@mindly.social Don't forget #BikesAtPollingStations

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@MatthewNewell Yeah I will surely do that. I will use it next time I swap chain. I used KMCs in the past so I don't expect anything out of the ordinary tbh @ascentale @eq @bikenite

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social looks like you have posted quite a bit about it on here, but for some reason (probably me not spending enough time) I had not noticed it. Too bad, I love following a live bike trek

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@girlonthenet congrats. Are you writing something about it?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@welshpixie@mastodon.art It's a bit of a stretch for someone based in London but I love the idea

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@alisonw @bloor No it is not (but I have never witnessed any check) https://www.gov.uk/bringing-food-into-great-britain/meat-dairy-fish-animal-products

Bringing food into Great Britain

Bringing food into Great Britain

The rules on bringing food or animal products into Great Britain from abroad: restrictions, types of food and the amount you can bring.

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

Je laisse ça la

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@CS3CS6Count @westcountrytim I noticed that yesterday as well I cannot remember how long the last outage has been

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@uersugredu@bildung.social @quixoticgeek@social.v.st @lisettedeboer@mastodon.social Ride with gps says paved and you can confirm some of that with streetview If you load the track in https://gpx.studio it's easy to browse

gpx.studio — the online GPX file editor

gpx.studio — the online GPX file editor

View, edit, and create GPX files online with advanced route planning capabilities and file processing tools, beautiful maps and detailed data visualizations.

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Th next time this is updated, we should add one week for the silly singing competition on TV

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

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@unixorn @homeassistant you are missing a space between social and bot

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@reiddragon The easy way out of this is to ask AI to refactor and clean the code base

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@revk@toot.me.uk @lectronz@mastodon.social @tindie@hackaday.social you still have the lego man on product photo? Did they back off?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 3w ago

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@BongoTwisty@social.vivaldi.net what's your tips for the winter months?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

Question for #OSM wizz here

This is a link to a ford river crossing
https://www.openstreetmap.org/edit#map=19/51.434881/-1.218605

How can I search for all those in England and have them on a map?

Thank you

OpenStreetMap

OpenStreetMap

OpenStreetMap is a map of the world, created by people like you and free to use under an open license.

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

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@uersugredu@bildung.social @quixoticgeek@social.v.st @lisettedeboer@mastodon.social Second thought. There was some pavement there 3 years ago. God knows what is left today (probably driven on by heavy forestry vehicles ...)

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@MrPDaniel@mastodon.green Nice. You should be able to see them twice if you plan well

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@markn@mastodonapp.uk You never know. Sometimes you get surprises @ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 3mo ago

6 years since I bought my PX Tempest bike. Now with 25,000km on the clock #BikeTooter

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@ruari@velocipederider.com they have only removed pesky other drivists. Pesky pedestrians are still here => we need them

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@cR0w@infosec.exchange Is the photo AI generated? Or is it real life hostile architecture, taken out of context to make an unrelated point (meme)? @spacehobo@teh.entar.net

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 2mo ago

Have the French crown jewels arrived at the British Museum yet?

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@DurableAce you are probably onto something

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Oh, and interrail stories are also a good thing to live toot

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ralocycleuse@eldritch.cafe changer les cables de frein, ca commence a taper dans le dur.

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 6mo ago

Email Notification: "Your puzzle is about to expire".
Go home linkedin you are drunk

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 3w ago

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@BongoTwisty@social.vivaldi.net Impressive

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@jfparis@rouge.eu.org

· 5mo ago

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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social understandable. It can't all be work. Safe return

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