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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social Ordinarily a lot of people would be delighted to see Trump in court.

@lisamelton Sad we live in a time when a country wages war to enable stock market profiteering

@David@setouchi.social If the US team had any integrity it would . . . . oh who are we kidding.

@samlitzinger@journa.host Hard to say "no" to someone who was awarded the FIFA Peace Prize

@selzero@syzito.xyz I would be willing to bet that most Americans couldn't point to Iran on a map of the world.

@GeriAQuin@mstdn.social Wait until Americans find out Trump made millions betting against the US team

@gleick Don't think it's an idle threat. Look what Trump did to the American civilization.

@eunews@mastodon.social Why send troops to a war that has already been won decisively by unstoppable U.S. military might and the genius of Donald Trump?

@randahl@mastodon.social The handmaid bonnets they ordered for the players didn't show up in time

@briankrebs I'm old enough to remember when U.S. military might made quick work of those pyjama-wearing Vietcong.

@mcnado@mstdn.social Trump and Netanyahu: two terrorists killing off the competition

@Paulatics@mstdn.ca Keep it up. I haven't been on that nazi site for years. And I'm appalled that so many journalists use it.

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social Only with Trump as president could Iran have the moral high ground.

@briankrebs AI is to everything as Soylent green is to food

@mattblaze@federate.social The flogging will continue until morale improves, as they say

@heidilifeldman Mitch McConnell's legacy.

@Strandjunker The Artemis crew might have a good view of Trump nuking Iran.

@emmetoneill@mas.to Maybe the moon has free healthcare.

@randahl@mastodon.social What? No Coalition of the Insulted and Threatened?

@jeffowski@mastodon.world Looks like you'll have to emigrate

@randahl@mastodon.social America is so abominably disgusting that it will be a century until it can even hope to be great again

@arstechnica@mastodon.social Shouldn't they be impeaching the worm?

@petergleick@fediscience.org We can all thank Kennedy for saving us from living longer, healthier lives

@avilewis@mstdn.ca But it worked for Netanyahu

@Nonilex The expression "follow the money" never used to apply so directly to US military operations

@broadwaybabyto@zeroes.ca A syllogism for America: A) Anyone who believes the regime's version of ICE's murder of Alex Pretti is an idiot. B) Republicans believe the regime's version. Therefore C) Republicans are idiots.

@wdlindsy@toad.social If he isn't in jail in a year or so no Canadian or European will ever again visit the US

@rbreich@masto.ai Isn't that the whole idea?

@gleick He's doing to taxpayers what he used to do to 14-year-old girls

@rbreich Trump isn't the only one grabbing America by the pussy

@BrianJopek@mastodon.world One good thing about Trump is it's much easier and faster to count up things he has actually accomplished than all of the crap he has messed up.

@georgetakei Vance told the Pope to stick to morality and leave the US alone. He’s right. There is no morality in the US

@MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social And we Canadians think it's just wonderful that a foreign country thinks it should take over part of the US, just because.

@xankarn Years from now, history-minded tourists will visit some of these spots.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com No. Someone needs to arrest the shit that shot her and slam him in jail immediately. No boring hearings so far after the fact that Trump has committed at least 18 atrocities in the interval.

@SeanCasten Who knew Trump's large intestine was big enough to hold six Supreme Court justices?

@RonSupportsYou@mastodon.social @renewedresistance@channel.org Sounds like Operation Mad Dictator is going according to "plan"