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Girlfriend says the bank guy should be sweating buckets while telling his boss the bank got robbed. #TheBat #Monsterdon
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mastodon 4.7.2Floppy ragdoll cat and midwestern housewife. Fat, bi, leftist, genderfuck, and 50. I have a cognitive disability and use the word "derp" for myself, don't come for me about ableism. If you're under 21 don't follow me please, I post adult things sometimes and I'm a grumpy old b...witch.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
Man: I have created dog!
God: you've (bleep)ed up a perfectly good wolf is what you did! Look at it, it has anxiety!
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
I don't know if Potato's owner will see this, but please tell Potato that I love her.
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
This gentleman's Yiddish cover is everything 💕
https://youtu.be/XH1fERC_504
Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" - in Yiddish
I hesitate to recommend things anymore, but Solarbabies might be fun for #Monsterdon
It's not *great* but it might be fun. @Taweret@timeloop.cafe
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See all we need to stop fascism is roller skates, golf clubs, and a glowing ball. We got this! #Monsterdon
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
It was never the lighter, all data centers make those noises because they're begging for release.
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Good thing we have a kid with glasses and a bad attitude, we couldn't have anyone else pull random wires #Monsterdon
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Just let the bracelet GO, Carol. Your dad had a second family in Duluth anyway. #Monsterdon
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
You can get a print of this, and kitten bee stickers, at Eski's shop. I have the stickers, they're very nice.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Eskiworks
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The air quality outside the tire burning place looks nicer than what's currently happening outside. #Monsterdon
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe
I don't want to discourage anyone from watching this one, but it is a little slowly paced. If you have a little craft project to do during the film it helps. Not Burt I Gordon's best effort, but still more watchable than "Village of the Giants"
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe
Lol I was just going to suggest Giant From the Unknown because it shared an actress from The Spider. 👍
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Helen, the baby's mom, was in It Conquered the World and War of the Colossal Beast. #Monsterdon
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Mike has GOT to be thinking about all the other girls he turned down to be with this very high maintenance chick. #Monsterdon
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Put the spider in the high school, just until we get that spot in the kindergarten open. #Monsterdon
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@jablkoziemne@101010.pl @soatok@furry.engineer
Gay men are not allowed to donate unless they've not had sex with a man for an entire year.
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe
Aww, Sting of Death was leading in the typo-ed poll. I swear I'm going to go rogue and watch it alone soon.
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This plucky band of adolescents needs fewer kids, we could ditch the nerd and the DeLuise #Monsterdon
All I can see is the orphanage runner dancing and singing in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
"Oooh I love to dance a little two step..." #Monsterdon
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Bodhi has limitless godlike powers to transform the world, let's use him to play sports! #Monsterdon
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I would like to resubmit a suggestion for The Boneyard 1991 for #Monsterdon before we get into October and do whatever the theme was. @Taweret@timeloop.cafe
(I promise, it's not GOOD, but it does have it's moments)
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Y'all better not let me recommend anything for a year, I'm quite fond of the first Troll movie and I know it's not that good.
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Yeah those are just ordinary house noises, everyone has a suit of armor in their home.
#TheBat #Monsterdon
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You know, this is still better than Willow.