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@ug@brain.worm.pink nothing apparently . we let xmpp certs expire

the reason stimulants arent as big in italy as they are in germany is because coffee is actually good here

wait so it turns out evil billionaires are actually hilarious RE: https://mastodon.social/@carapace/117209902491946768

@bea14s@yourwalls.today hi bean hows life im gonna be drunk soon

@reia@linfan.moe oh this is HARD

how is he so flexible he can suck his own cock so well its crazy its like he was born for this

@trans_caracal@social.translunar.academy islam is cool tho

anna and mercurialblack having sex on my tl wasnt how i thought id wake up today

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz i so need to get myself an actual coffin , ugh

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz cherry wood , yes . ohh yes . youre making me dream

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz shits so expensive tho . whatever

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink its a int because bell labs are a flock of useless chuds

fiore sleeps a normal amount of hours and suddenly the world ia full of hope

idk why im posting this now i just felt inspired and wanted everyone to know how i felt because im famous so the way j feel affects everyone , im just so cool and important. look at me .

@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz @trans_caracal@social.translunar.academy falsw

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink just Imagine it

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink forth but not gforth . beanforth

@bea14s@yourwalls.today postgres is good , but youre right , we should use mongodb, its webscale

fiore is being tasked with building her own postgres image with pg_repack support , please help . help me

@demha@comp.lain.la @rose@brain.worm.pink yes , today

@rose@brain.worm.pink apply them ?

@sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises i have .. “bequeathed” your mom last night 💀

@rose@brain.worm.pink no , we dont have em either . backups are lame

@rose@brain.worm.pink lame

@detondev@social.linux.pizza ena thwyre like . Hey! we are trying to move our activities over to independent infrastructure, can you help us out? i hear noblogo is cool! and like theres people around in anarchist spaces giving out protonmail flyers and they made them so cute and anarchist but like its PROTONMAIL so im there like girl….. but i dont say anything because i just met this woman and i dont wanna be a huge asshole yknow

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink sends you a hug

how to explain to someone that having a picture of rms on your frontpage is kindof a huge red flag

@rose@brain.worm.pink how …….

im too hime for this shit

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink having a foldable touchscreen laptop that doesnt suck would go so hard but also i rlly have no reason not money to change my laptop rn

smokers are an oppressed minority

imean tbf theres also a bunch of ai flyers so like . i think the site speaks for itself . still , maybe my shitware compass is a bit better trained than the average person

@raccoon@fedi.raccoonden.moe u r the most successful raccoon i know^^

call me a junkie

hope soap sees this

why am i getting 2yo ellie posts on my tl

i wanr to cancel someone

i wish my eyes were green im such a wrong ginger i coulsnt even get that right

i just dont wanna be That Guy like . these people are Excited !!!! they wanna try to become more independent of big tech , theyre like . taking the first steps and its so cool !! is it right of me to slam thru the door and break all their hearts by showing them that the war on the digital front is straight up Grim and Depressing ?

@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz @trans_caracal@social.translunar.academy mfw i feel like giving judgement to billions of people and their culture and history because of experiences of one person, rather than blaming that ones person specific situation

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink im pretty sure the standard explicitly does not say what the size of int is . but idk maybe we could ask @navi@social.vlhl.dev

whats the capital of France

@reia@linfan.moe yea no i have no clue

more admins than active users

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink yup!!!!!! and can b lots of fun for a bean

@r0se@social.vlhl.dev fiore