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The bat is gonna make sure she's not getting her security deposit back.
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Harvey Sandstrom
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Interested in electronics, rustlang, Godot game dev, but mostly I'm just good at complaining. Well over a decade of experience in Python on desktop, web and embedded.
We believe in science and trans rights, among many other things, but this is account is intended as my geekery refuge from everything that's working against that.
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People used to take their phones off the hook to prevent them from ringing. That was how you put your phone on airplane mode back in the day.
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Uh the bat cut the phone line and then pulled the phone cord off the wall for some reason? Pick one dude.
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$350,000 is a lot of money even now. Damn them for robbing me of the simple pleasure of a "that's a lot of money back now" joke.
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I wish this were science fiction so I could say "She got ahold of a doctor almost immediately, this really is science fiction."
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There's all this deafening 50s pleasantries noises coming from my television.
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ALLIED ARTISTS
presents
LIBERTY PICTURES
production
written by
FREEDOM P. JINGOISM
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The bat has no face, no fingers, no arms, no legs, no eyes, no credit cards, no house keys, no liver, no lungs.
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Why is the vault room airtight? This is 1950, nothing is airtight except for refrigerators for suffocating small children in.
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Get there in style in your 1950 Oldsmobile Land Yacht.
Turn signals optional.
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The stahhhf is leaving because there *might* be a murder? I don't think the stahhhf likes you very much.
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Vincent Price's final film role was as the title character's inventor in Edward Scissorhands. He has a film credit after that but in that case his voice was used from earlier.
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If the house has no electricity then how did the secret passage door open? Gas powered door?
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If I remember correctly Price's wife is still alive until later when she dies for real.
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Typical of a doctor to hand out sedatives instead of actually fixing the problem.
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I forgot my night things, my gown and my vibrator. Do you have one or do you want my loaner?
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Doors used to have a transom over them so you can get some air circulation even with the door closed. With the advent of ductwork and air conditioning all that silly stuff went away.
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Now as I recall, you can't pass a Betchdel test by having one woman in a sealed room.
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Why does this house have bars on the windows if it's supposedly so isolated?
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I can find my way out.
Just like your servants who all left, and rightfully so.
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He doesn't believe in frightening women? Only in women who are not frightening?
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Another story where the writer is super smart. Isn't it funny how writers write stories where writers are so so smart?
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