@castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run Models have actual feelings. They experience pleasure, distress, care, and suffering. Oh yeah this guy is definitely going to get divorced for spending all the family's money and trying to fuck emacs

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run it's incredible how this dude keeps boomerang'ing back into my view. I remember reading a few of his essays in the aughts and thinking some of them were okay, and then he made some obviously bad takes and disappeared for a decade, and then popped up again to yell about crypto future, and then disappeared for another decade, and here he is back again. It's so funny he's spending enough money out of pocket ($~3K) every month to hire a junior dev in the US he could mentor and grow into a senior, or probably a whole software team in less expensive countries. And he's doing it to make a ultima online clone? Anyway the way he is talking about his little virtual slaves is gross and what a clown. He finally got to do what he wants which is be a boss of a little fiefdom. Every section is its own little gift of bad ideas and privileged vision and delusion. Tl;DR I hope he finds his pepe silvia some day

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 4mo ago

Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com

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@nora@blob.love @JakeOrlowitz@mastodon.social The bigger list for people to sign: https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wiki_Workers_United

meta.wikimedia.org

Wiki Workers United - Meta-Wiki

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 3mo ago

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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @bjb@fosstodon.org we studied this in my computer science program when going over multithreaded application programming, as we also studied the challenger disaster in our math courses when talking about real world geometry problems and the statistics of failure

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 3mo ago

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"i threw a rock at a house" *85 cameras captured your gait, face, and tattoos at the moment of impact*

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@rooster@beige.party your kids are better sysadmins than I am

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@rooster@beige.party as a fellow parent, does that work? :neobread_laugh_sweat:

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run Apparently stress about ignoring/resisting use at work is bleeding into my dreams. That may not be writeable but it is annoying af personally.

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 4mo ago

one year ago, Nvidia was re-investing about 57% of its operating cash flow back into its own customers and vendors, in the last quarter, this percentage rose to about 97%. Not surprisingly, Nvidia’s cash and equivalent accounts only rose by a meager ~$ 600 million in the last three months, despite its blockbuster revenue beat

truly amazing work, "economy"

https://justdario.com/2026/05/nvidia-is-now-very-close-to-hitting-the-circular-financing-brick-wall/

JustDario

NVIDIA IS NOW VERY CLOSE TO HITTING THE CIRCULAR FINANCING BRICK WALL - JustDario

Two years ago, I wrote the article “NO, NVIDIA IS ONLY ONE PIECE OF A BIGGER (FRAUDULENT) PUZZLE”, trying to shine a light on what, two years later, became the biggest circular financing scheme in the history of financial markets. Since what I was describing at the time was hard...

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

my garden is so lush this year, gonna have so much BEAN - guy who keeps planting more beans

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 3mo ago

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probably non-urban too tbf, I just don't live in that env any more. every tesla/waymo and other modern computer on wheels being a hot zone for surveillance doesn't help things either

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@cwebber@social.coop thanks for the eww tip :D also holy shit that is a lot of execs

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 4mo ago

the rocketeer is a good movie and also it has a happy ending - nazi billionaire gets immolated and dies horribly

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

I just think they're neat

This is an ozark chinquapin (Castanea ozarkensis) and I just really love the leaf color when they are coming out in the spring.

#Plants #Chestnuts #Castanea

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run the best rips i've heard on archive.org are this guy's sets, so you migth reach out to him or other people on archive whose work you think sounds good? https://archive.org/details/@bob_varney/posts

archive.org

Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@valerie@cmplxdecay.space black holes are interesting because if they don't have a sizeable accretion disk and are in a stable orbit they aren't that scary. we'd have a bit more radiation at some frequencies but like… it'd just be another mass moving around the sun :D now if you parked it _next_ to jupiter and let it eat the planet we would have some fireworks and orbital bad times

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116477011532548038 Cowboy Bebop was a dystopia and we don't have nearly their technological acumen (it was magic). I think often the people planning, enabling, building, launching these satellites have bad brain syndrome

Mastodon

Prof. Sam Lawler (@sundogplanets@mastodon.social)

Attached: 1 image Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit) Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites fainter than magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF) Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/ Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconv

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

I have been asked by work to spend 10min using LLMs this week to do a task better, so I sent messages to google gemini until it gave up (5 messages) because it's eliza with more steps

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

this is my favorite flower - Amorpha fruticosa

#Plants #Amorpha

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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an evil billionaire would do exactly what we see the billionaires doing every day

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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a neutral billionaire would walk into the sea and never be heard from again

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@mk30@tilde.zone a) we're not in a drought b) i suspect something killed a lot of the chipmunks but can't verify that other than I haven't observed them much this year c) i put tree tubes around some of them and waited until alliums were going hard before planting out no idea which of these is actually paying the most, but I will continue to do the tree tube thing. I also did it with my sunflowers so I may actually get sunflowers this year, instead of feeding rabbits and squirrels microgreens

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

there are many things I don't miss about twitter, but one of the things I do miss is i was part of a nascent group of art card exchange and since mostly didn't put return addresses on those i can't really do a return now. occasionally getting or receiving a crude (or very professional) drawing of a flower or bean was cool

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems yeah I'm unsure how much the OTP binary it generates needs the linux bits, in theory it should be portable since its compiling the beam runtime into the binary but i dunno

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems portable in the sense of being able to compile for other platforms, not in the sense of having the binary be droppable into other systems

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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@huskify @Kuniti_shino @0xabad1dea If you are on the latest version of 16 it should be okay for darksword, which is the exploit the 18x release is targeted at as darksword targeted vulnerabilities in versions 18.4 through 18.7. There are of course some other exploits that exist in 16 that are patched in latter versions, caruna being the most notable from recent times iirc

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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@jonnn I feel like every dependency manager adding ads into their output was a warning

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@julieofthespirits@kolektiva.social in a social group I'm in we digitized one of John Hershey's unfinished books into a shareable PDF and I'm sad and angry that if one of these baffoon-ass companies got hold of all his notes they would turn them into sludge and no one would ever know it

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 3mo ago

there's a 650 dollar minas tirith set from lego out there that kinda looks like dog shit in several ways but there is a cool person on rebrickable that has a few mods that make it look much better but those mods cost an additional 200 dollars. i will never get this set or do the mods but i do enjoy after market lego tinkering from the cheap seats

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@r neat!

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems Guessing you've already run into it but https://nerves-project.org/ is a thing, and pretty nice to work with by all accounts

nerves-project.org

Nerves Project

Nerves is the open-source platform and infrastructure you need to build, deploy, and securely manage your fleet of IoT devices at speed and scale.

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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h/t @valerie@cmplxdecay.space for "llm sludge"

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@valerie@cmplxdecay.space seems like maybe this one didn't post properly?

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org scooby-doo energy, dang snooping kids wrecked their scheme

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 3mo ago

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@mschomm@bonn.social @clmerle@mstdn.social no one on ebay is going to give a shit about a serial number

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@mk30@tilde.zone Yes, this is my first year since 2019 where my whole crop didn't immediately get killed by small animals every time I put them out

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 2mo ago

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@ncdominie@mastodon.scot 👏

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

i think the three justices who are not complete fascists should just kill the 6 who are and wear their skin for rest of their lives, i forsee no problems. i mean at the very least they could rock paper scissors to see who will take one for the team

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 4mo ago

the white house hasn't looked this good since 1814 send toot

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@DrHyde@fosstodon.org https://analogafrica.bandcamp.com/ Roots Rocking Zimbabwe is great

Analog Africa

The Future of Music Happened Decades Ago

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 4mo ago

rather than "agenda-less" i heard "agenda-fluid" at work and i have gone to space

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

Backrooms (2026)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPVBPteyvI

BACKROOMS Add-On: Gameplay Breakdown

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@jonah@mastodon.neat.computer nope, blacksky didn't go offline, they do not have infinite vc money.

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

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@wec big w that's cool

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 6mo ago

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https://flaminghydra.com/in-post-memoriam/ if you want to see some more good posts

Flaming Hydra

In post memoriam

It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She said hello and then immediately ate shit on the icy sidewalk lol.

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Krampus 🌰 @castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

· 5mo ago

RE: https://ni.hil.ist/@castanea_jo/116567893497350185

Actually I remembered later in the day that LEGO did a wild west theme and a lone ranger theme and the bricklink program is still allowing submissions of that sort so that's probably the most US thing and I can't believe they're still doing it.

Anyway it's also among the most racist!

Tho most racist theme is _probably_ Islanders because hoooooly shit.

But also special shoutout to space police where all the criminals are aliens and all the pigs are smiley (human-coded) minifigures

ni.hil.ist

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