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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party spending £150,000 on failing to clean some paint off a wall is not the flex they evidently think it is. Rather, it's prima facie evidence of gross incompetence and everyone involved should be fired.
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Ben Curthoys
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06CEO & Founder, Monad Ticketing.
T1 Diabetes.
He/him. Berwick-upon-Tweed. Searchable.
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@kibcol1049@mstdn.social I still have cause to refer to @codinghorror@infosec.exchange on the subject.
https://blog.codinghorror.com/password-rules-are-bullshit/
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@robpike@cosocial.ca every time I think about this for me than two minutes, I remember that a better solution would have been to add a "usage type" to the cookie spec with values like "session state", "preference", "login", "advert tracking", and the website would set the type on the cookies they were sending, and then people could configure their browser to say which cookie types they accepted, and we need never have had a single fucking consent pop up.
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@iFixit@mastodon.social it's very weird to hear good news coming out of America. Did John Deere get behind on their bribe payments or something?
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@kibcol1049@mstdn.social @codinghorror@infosec.exchange
Just last month a new customer had a trustee who was an ex-PCIDSS QSA or something and it was very hard to refuse to add a "must include one symbol" rule without at the same time implying that his life's work had been in pursuit of a mirage made of bullshit.
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@tbortels@infosec.exchange @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @codinghorror@infosec.exchange I know that and you know that. The hard part is how to explain that to my paying customer who thinks my software is dangerously insecure because it won't let him enforce his bullshit password rules on his customers, without offending him.
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@jalefkowit@vmst.io @davidgerard@circumstances.run @audunmb@todon.nl @tante@tldr.nettime.org Honestly if people stopped making new Javascript frameworks that I'm supposed to have an opinion about and am old-fashioned if I don't use, I would regard that as a massive win.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social there are a number of these that I've tried to show to my children and sadly they aren't funny any more.
The background levels of homophobia and misogyny in the 80s and 90s were hard to notice at the time, but now they really spoil the jokes. Like, the whole joke in the first episode of Blackadder II is "he's worried that he might be gay" and I found it hard to explain to the kids why that would be a bad thing.
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr You mentioned the other day you don't see eye to eye with Mark Carney on much, but there is a tremendous bit by Tomaso Padoa-Schioppa quoted in his book "Values":
Silicon Valley has invented the Waterfall model again.
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@revk@toot.me.uk "One of the most common issues we’re seeing is directors assuming that providing their personal code as a director also covers their role as a PSC."
or to rephrase, "One of the most common issues we’re seeing is directors assuming that we are not fucking morons. This is sadly not the case".
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@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io I came here to wuther heights and chew gum and I'm all out of gum.
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History is Made by Stupid People
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@Cdespinosa last month my sci-fi book club read "War with the Newts" and thinking about it really brought home to me how many of these stories are about trying to recreate slaves on the sly. And how the moral of every single one of them is "don't".
https://www.quora.com/profile/Ben-Curthoys/Book-Review-War-with-the-Newts-by-Karel-Capek-This-might-as-well-have-been-subtitled-How-Capitalism-Ruins-Everything
(Except for Star Wars. Slave ownership is apparently fine in Star Wars.)
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@CelloMomOnCars@mastodon.social every time some wangs in about solar and wind being useless because sometimes there's so much that electricity is free and sometimes there isn't any when you want it, I think "sounds like a massive market for batteries then". If everyone could shift a few kwh of demand to the cheapest times, then that's a gas power station that wouldn't need to burn gas.
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@Soulshine@mastodon.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social and if that was the nefarious plan behind pokemon go, just imagine what the wasps are up to! Gathering GIS data on all those picnics....
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@kibcol1049@mstdn.social in 2016 it was pokemon go that people couldn't see the point of, apart from "wasps" and "life".
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@kibcol1049@mstdn.social Google autocomplete still suggests wasps as 2nd most likely thing for people not to get the point of.
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@Nickiquote if you are not familiar with The Arrogant Worms can I recommend "Jesus' Brother Bob", "Canada's Really Big", and their big hit "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate".
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@sarajw@front-end.social @tg@indieweb.social In trying to find a balance between "the addictive psychic poison of smartphone social media" and "the need to learn about and prepare for participation in online culture", my 11yo has a nokia and an email address like it's 2003.
I should set her up a proper oldschool blog too.
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@lproven we need effective anti-monopoly action from governments.
You can own an operating system or an app store, not both.
You can be a TV production company or a streaming platform, not both.
You can be an advert broker or a content provider, not both.
Forced unbundling now.
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@otterlove@mastodon.art... unfortunately one of them is going to have to starve to death. Such is nature's way.
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@TheBreadmonkey it's very hard to tell whether "manky" is deliberate or a typo for "manly" because both work. Chicken Lumps make me feel both manky and manly.
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@kibcol1049@mstdn.social I mean you could conclude that Facebook colludes with scammers and doesn't put the same effort into stopping them because they're a bunch of evil bastards, but you could also conclude from the same data that it's just because Facebook is disproportionately used by gullible idiots.
I think what's really important is that we remember not to rule out the possibility that it be both.
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange people of voting age can protect themselves simply by voting for the anti-facebook candidate at the next election.
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facebook what? ALL the candidates? oh.
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@jwz@mastodon.social that'll be an newfangled AI powered vulnerability scanner incompetently probing for WordPress exploits.
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr Which is to say, I thoroughly agree with you that capitalists hate capitalism - or they hate competition. And it's the state's job to set the rules by which the capitalists are permitted to play, to force them to compete and to break up monopolies.
But the capitalists have been using their wealth to corrupt power and so need taking down a peg or two by a government prepared to do whatever it takes - including using the state's most treasured monopoly, the monopoly on violence.
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr something from a couple of months ago - https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-still-claim-that-capitalism-works-while-all-industries-have-become-monopolized-and-most-people-suffer-from-precarious-employment-and-cannot-afford-basic-necessities-let-alone-start-a-family/answer/Ben-Curthoys
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@fabriek I've recently been getting into a game called Turnarchist which reminds me a lot of nethack but I'm finding it more fun
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr UK planning is a game of snakes and ladders with no ladders. And a lot of snakes.
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@andrewt In the X-Men films, Magneto escapes from prison when one of his guards gets an iron injection from Mystique.
How many tesla must Magneto be able to generate?
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@sarahdalgulls idea: word based location system along the same lines, but instead of an algorithm there's just a database with a unique phrase for each location, and you can sell people the ability to change the words for their own (or any other) address like a domain name which is how you make money, and the whole point of it is that the one location that isn't up for sale is What Three Words head office, which is hard coded to #what #awful #wankers
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@Daojoan here is one instance of that joke:
https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0135.html
...from 2005
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@jwz@mastodon.social from memory, I think that you can't just slap a WAF (web application firewall) in front of a single instance with a public IP address, because I tried once and there wasn't a way forward.
Rebuilding my whole VPC is still on my list of things to do.
Sorry this is light on detail but it's Saturday night.
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@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global these are great for when the the fabric has worn too thin to sew.