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@goaty@meow.social @mattly@hachyderm.io well when i looked it up the first result was

Best Residential Proxy Service providers of 2025: Ranked & Rated

:blobfoxannoyed: i love the modern internet. even things that should be (are?) federal crimes have listicles

@hsza@social.tudbut.de @ryan@m29.us i fail to see how a catgirl is “deliberately crippling”? her presence doesn’t cause your computer display to spontaneously combust and your cpu to prolapse.. the site will still load if you aren’t a bot or hacker, and besides, if your company is so far up its own ass that your employees will simply melt like ice cream in a pizza oven at the mere *thought* of a cat girl you most likely have the revenue to fork over 50 bucks a month because bills and wages aren’t cheap

@bazkie@beige.party @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone @jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net “honey badger don’t care” *seagull don’t care*

@aronia@tech.lgbt one time when i was at the urgent care, the nurse popped out into the waiting room and said “mr…oh dear i hope im pronouncing this right..” and before she could even attempt his name, this middle eastern looking guy nearby stood up with a quiet sigh and she took a few glances between her clipboard and him and said “that’s probably you, come on back” and they went back and..did whatever he came in for i assume

@quasirealsmiths@beige.party @Niall@mastodon.nz might be overestimating the intelligence of a tesla owner, maybe they hit the train instead of vice versa

@misty@digipres.club and *thats* why you don’t use slopware

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf @PurpleStephyr@thetransagenda.gay unfortunately, nintendo had probably copyrighted that one

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social ok but like i would totally buy this?

@natalie@my.softerhearts.club i was watching a video on “best budget audiophile headphones” and they went, completely unironically, from ‘best under 100usd’ to ‘best under 500usd’

@natalie@my.softerhearts.club that’s low enough that i think you could make that with an amount of potatoes that doesn’t make you look like a math problem

@Mollin@meow.social great job! :blobfoxaww:

@Kroc@oldbytes.space …now that you mention it, i kinda wish it did then again, my laptop doesn’t have a gpu so battery life would probably plummet

@N33R

most humans are deeply compassionate creatures

HA good one!

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf this wasn’t a true story, (i actually discovered that through fedi :blobfoxlaugh:) i was just making a joke since you said someone should really make a joke out of it

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf ONE MAN ENTERS. ONE WOMAN LEAVES. I’m glad my therapist helped diagnose my dysphoria!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social even tho i have zero reason to as literally all of my devices can play game boy games

@puppygirlhornypost2 New from Yankee candle: Chlorine Gas scent

@kirakira also useful for scrolling to the bottom of terms and conditions

@kirakira @ShadowJonathan i was trying to find that one, but the title isn’t exactly easy to search for

@CenTdemeern1@eepy.moe well, a lot of americans are cruel and mean so i’ll stick to the magical land of animals and lgbt people (not necessarily mutually exclusive) thank you very much

@qualia@floofy.tech apparently it was accidentally released 3 minutes early so technically it was sold out at release time

@N33R@fops.cloud you may be autistic if:

@stella and on another listen, the way he pronounces vowels (particularly Ys and Is) accentuates his accent

@ShadowJonathan recently my laptop has started making its charging bong noise two or three times when plugged in and also sometimes youtube randomly starts sounding like a phone call on a cheap android phone

@maddy ooo that’s gonna suck later on the moisturiser and probably put on a bandage or wrap so it doesn’t catch on anything

@maddy@thegayagenda.fans oh having looked up those chips, makes sense you’d need assembly :blobfoxdead: best of luck

@RegularRaptor@mk.absturztau.be don’t feel bad, it’s not your fault, it’s a me problem hah

@Znackish@fluffs.au Woah awesome job

@josh@masto.byrd.ws It’s less infinite information that’s the problem more it’s *infinite mis/disinformation* that’s the issue

@amy@tech.lgbt Some of my furry friends use postybirb to post on DA, FA, Here, BlueSky...etc.

….im not the only one who swiped..right?

@warrioroflatte fwiw, i’ve heard that most distros are perfectly fine for gaming if you can get steam on them

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe At least I’m not the only one…

@ezra why is martin garrix specifically titled (douche)?

@RegularRaptor omg this is so me

@inderix@booping.synth.download i figured it was some black mirror shit where if it sees someone who’s not the owner it does some sorta probably secret shit with the screen

@ubahnverleih@chaos.social WANT

@autumn i mean, i don’t really feel any particular way about f:nv.. pretty mid tbh.. but i love skyrim so it’s not as if i have room to talk lol

@inderix@booping.synth.download …or you could..just..get a privacy screen protector that also doesn’t probably require machine learning and tons of cloud infrastructure and can be put on a original samsung galaxy from like 2009 so much of modern tech is a solution looking for a problem

@maddy assembly? oh jeez what broke

@inderix is he playing on a raspi or something?

@esi@merveilles.town Need

@rexo@st.transbus.social @inderix@booping.synth.download good job on the job, as confusing/concerning as it is :blobfoxcheer:

@pquirrel@wetdry.world@doskel@masto.doskel.net This looks like something you’d like