Well fuck. That was wild. The car that shit the bed earlier won after the car that inherent the lead when that happened ran out of fuel with 3/4 of a lap to go. #bathurst1000
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An Blogue:
Chaz. Fucken. Mostert. Ruins the green run with five to go by throwing it into the scenery. #bathurst1000
who has two thumbs and left their earbuds at home this morning.
The “I’ll do it at the next safety car” strategy has turns into a procrastination master stroke. 60 laps into this and it has been green since the off. #bathurst1000
Boogity boogity boogity amen.
This is going to be an interesting finish. A lot of different strategies converging as the field works through the last round of stops before the flag. #Bathurst1000
New commentary group made it to lap 85 before the “going for a piss, let’s ride on board for a lap” #bathurst1000
Utterly dogshit rendition of the anthem. Perfect. #bathurst1000
Ryan Story is still incredibly oily and off-putting. #bathurst1000
lol. Lead car went for a late front brake change and fucked it. Dropped to fifth and there’s not a heap of laps left to catch that back up. #bathurst1000
Half the race gone, half the race to go. Not a SC in sight. You love to see it. #bathurst1000
Is it just me, or does the inclusion of these highlighted details make it sound like the tree should carry some portion of blame for what has occurred here?
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Some of those that work forces
are the same that fuck horses
The Babby just asked why no one at work calls me "daddy".
Living the dream.
#ICACRadio
"Long time person of interest, first time caller."
#ICACRadio
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I actually got an entire ICAC show bag.
Squishy ball, phone charger and, the item that raises just so many questions about why it exists in the first place, an ICAC tape measure.
"I'm not hiding"
Son, my brother in christ, sweet summer child, you are in Lebanon specifically so can not be arrested for other outstanding charges.
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RE: https://eigenmagic.net/@NewtonMark/117305624069937646
I would say simply this:
There is exactly no need for a car to have its own connection to the internet. None.
Cars have worked, generally, pretty well for a hundred fucking years without one and they can continue to do so.
If a manufacturer is telling you that an active internet connection is required for system updates I would simply ask why they have chosen to reduce the acceptable levels of quality of the vehicles they put out for sale.
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I would not own a new car now without knowing where its SIM is, and what I need to unplug to remove/disable it. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-21/byd-hacked-by-cybersecurity-expert-vehicle-sabotage-surveillance/107139482
“China is a special risk because its government can compel access to data,” is a racist trope. The US government carries the same risk. If we built cars in Australia, the Australian government behaves exactly like the Chinese government, and the risk would barely be different.
Open quoted postNassif has a bit of Rampaging Roy Slaven about his delivery. Starts nice and calm and builds and builds and builds until he's just fully wound up and frothing.
The Man, the myth, the legend.
Jean Nassif is calling in live from Lebanon to #ICACRadio.
"No one can make me shut up"
The boys: employed
The invoice: structured
The work: completed as scoped.
"I recall this clearly..."
I'm sorry you wot m8?
#ICACRadio
"FIVE NINES"
Suddenly #ICACRadio is talking computer uptime.
OBJECTION!
"Ha ha ha ha. Ferrari" - Phil Ken Sebben
Kate McClymont's #ICACRadio recaps are always good reading.
The absolute state of my inbox.
Mother-in-law is insisting that she buy us a robot vacuum/mop thing and is asking for a preference.
I don't have a preference - so what should I be looking at in order to form one?
*makes sign of the cross*
I do not recall
#ICACRadio
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@nocci@social.ism.yt Me. I am the source. I edited the text of the news article to make a funny.
I have received The Cursed Email.
Really finding out what my brand is on this website at the moment.
Seemingly: unhinged Drupal guy.
, fuckos.Every day we stray further from God's light.
Wow! Thanks Xbox!
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@emmadavidson@aus.social I’ve only used it in one job and the deployment of it was extremely cursed in so many ways.
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@daedalus@eigenmagic.net @emmadavidson@aus.social Does it contain the lyrics to the song
Relatively sedate opening stint, tbh. #bathurst1000
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@Kels_316@aus.social lol. I like the idea that just a whole pile of horse likers are applying to the FBI and they're so strapped at getting normal people this is where they're now at.
“Welcome back, cookers”
Anyway, RUGBY LEAGUE