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#monsterdon so The Bat had knife claws only on his left (nondominant?) hand, and when he needed to cut glass or unlatch a window or sever wires, he just used tools. And his goal was to open a safe. Why the knife claws?

#monsterdon starting to seem like The Bat doesn't have to use a glasscutter at all, he could just ring the bell and someone would let him in

#monsterdon your honor, I merely set up a murderous double bluff, and killed my wife and her lover in a vat of acid. Classic case of self defense

#monsterdon Pritchard is like if Winnie the Pooh was a creep

#monsterdon seeyooehCIDE

#monsterdon what a strange movie Normally these things have such mediocre procedural plots that you can predict how it's all going to go from the start But the tycoon stealing the time machine, getting himself killed, the heroes getting the time machine back, then traveling home but they're out of time sync and they have to leave, that was unexpected. Makes you feel like it could have been more

#monsterdon kaygima! Nooooooo anything but that! Zoinks!

#monsterdon look, your lives are over. Just have sex

#monsterdon ooh you let him burn you with the penicillin invention!!! You walked right into that one

#monsterdon I hope Neil Sedaka is ashamed of himself

#Monsterdon I always make stuff like this available on kids' clothes, because I secretly hope someone will put it on their baby https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no we've attracted a booze cruise! Everyone try to look big, wave your arms and throw sticks

#monsterdon boy, Dale sure is having fun transcribing this crime speculation about her friend who got murdered!

#monsterdon you watch so many Monsterdon movies where things just happen, so it's refreshing when there are motivations like "we all went to the radio station because it sounded like someone was still alive there" That makes sense!! Incredible scriptwriting

#monsterdon Some playful jazz as everyone is pre-killed

#monsterdon look, you can't just have Agnes Moorhead barrel the camera and tell me it was a very clever plan. I'm not that suggestible

#monsterdon I'm genuinely excited, to be disappointed, when the reveal is a huge letdown. It has to be

#monsterdon you don't really get scenes nowadays that end with A guy nodding: "Hmp."

#monsterdon love this soundtrack, it drowns out a lot of the dialogue but that's a plus

#monsterdon that's right, put one leg up on the boat and really pop that booty

#monsterdon maybe it's the real estate guy No, he's dead How about the unethical banker who married his secretary No, he's in jail for some reason? It's Vincent Price then No, he's dead too Then it's gotta be the main cop Um, uhhhhhh So it IS the cop What about Warner, he's pretty suspicious huh?!?! Definitely the cop It was the cop. Aren't you *shocked* No THE END

#monsterdon WOW a lightly blurred nude ass, didn't expect that

#monsterdon "Louisa, would you kill someone for half a million dollars in 1959 money, adjusted for inflation?" [I'm already killing someone before you finish the sentence]

#monsterdon both of you, step into my gossip corral

#monsterdon ooooooooh I hear laughter in the rain, stalked by jellyfish with the one I love 🎶

#monsterdon after seeing this movie's night shoots, day-for-night doesn't seem so bad

#monsterdon yeah, when a mall becomes abandoned, the Ric Ocasek colonies move in pretty fast

#monsterdon Miss Corny and Dr. Bat having incredible chemistry

#monsterdon screen on! Well shit, the future's on fire

#monsterdon wait they were looking for the long haired girl (Donna?) but not they're all scuba diving? I don't know if this is my fault or the movie's fault

#monsterdon I didn't need to know which side Joe dresses to, and yet

#monsterdon introducing Poupee Gamin Really, you shouldn't have

#monsterdon I love that bad movies let the actors try out some of their character work sometimes

#monsterdon When I think about the title of this movie, I always think of this song Warning: loud screams at the beginning https://youtu.be/QXBHyaMUD5A

#monsterdon ugh fine, if you're going to point a gun at me I'm taking my noose and leaving

#monsterdon this movie is 90% Dean Stockwell leering over Nancy's supine body, by volume

#monsterdon this was just a few years after he was in The Ten Commandments, can you believe it

#monsterdon yes, please have a conversation with music, nature sounds, AND an outboard motor running at the same time

#monsterdon I looked away and I can't tell which of these women is supposed to be the elegant lady and which one is the common maid, and what accent either of them are doing

#monsterdon wow! A secret empty closet!! What a fantastical mystery this is turning out to be

#monsterdon Floating Head of Vincent Price certified wife guy

#monsterdon a movie that's supposed about journeying to the center of time(?) is making me think it could be done in a blackbox theater

#Monsterdon oh yeah I forgot to talk about this before Monsterdon! A somewhat subtle design I made of Vincent Price for this month! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

#monsterdon CAYSH

#monsterdon Warner looks so much like a Will Forte character lol

#monsterdon your family's dead and you had to kill a zombie neighbor boy, why not dress as Santa to seduce that girl you just met

#monsterdon Dr. Gordon, Mark, and Carrie, ON A ROUTINE EXPEDITION 🎶

#monsterdon lol you're going to clearly show the guy in the costume's toes through the flippers, huh? Ok, it's your movie

#monsterdon is her name Cornelia van Goiter?