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A month before an election!? BlooMAGA, amirite???

Good luck, space cowboy

Ohhhhh, the year was 1778...

That's disgusting, where?

I wonder what wisdom he will bestow?

this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking

Has anyone noted the pre-election uptick?

Some people have everything handed to them

Remember this, Kids!

Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?

o shit o shit o shit o shit o shit

Goes right over some people's heads, I tell ya

We're all silly electric meatballs made of space dust, joy always beats microplastics a century from now :)

No fucking shit, Sherlock

$5 Rogers is in trouble in the Great Lake State

Smokes are for jokes, bud

Tis the season Can I get a smug lecture on how you’re choosing the third, disconnected track?

Don't ever stop

TELL ME

Also, "you shouldn't bother voting"

Choose

Foul.

?

Bears. Boobs. Battlestar Galactica.

This is a 2 year old meme, yep! It’s funny how the same pattern of “both sides” peddled bullshit pops up right before an election.

It’s Ta-tas, you bourgeoisie scumbag

I let her hold it once, and I never heard a complaint about aim ever again. Shit’s not as easy as they thought!

Good list! Ole Stan is the Goat, here’s my lubber thoughts, listening: Stan: (literally the FUCKING GOAT) Wellerman: Too polished, too harmonic, lacking the fuck my life feeling of the song Kingston Trio: wayyy too harmonic, too jaunty. Fuck, sing a fun song without a perfect harmony Johnathan Young: not all fantastic inspiring songs need to be ballads. It is a great song! But not fitting. Real Mckenzies: fantastic “let’s FIGHT” vibe Alas, alack, I think still Stan!

I will keep on shitposting on the “both sides bad” clowns that pop up like mushrooms every late election cycle, until they do something useful, thank you for asking!

Complain all you want, just keep nibbling! Two small steps forward is better than a giant leap back, even if you prefer a leap forward.

“You’re only as old as you feel!” - Grandpa, age 13 (post dick-joke) while Grandma, age 14, smirks.

You know how you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. It’s better to take constant bites, no matter how small, than vomit up everything you’ve eaten in 20 years while you imagine being done. You can keep waiting for perfection, but it probably won’t be here before damnnation.

draws backlash from local Democrats Bud it’s literally in the title hahaha

You’re bonkers, it’s clearly honkers!

Ok, Boomer!👍

There is a difference between not playing competitive sports and being sent to men’s prison to be raped and murdered. Life may be a fight, keep on fighting for a better world, and please stick around to see it!

Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans! Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW

You aren’t joining our AI bad circlejerk? I shall smite you with a downvote for wrongthink. Take that, villain!

AI bad, upvotes to the left, thanks 😎

Holy shit, the one honest cop in the Chicago metro! (Yes, I am asking all my friends how their trip to Chicago was)

Tom Cotton has a REALLY FUNNY tit for tat response if he wants one…

Hey bud, no need to be so mad. Have some OC!

“Oh yeah, well, uh, you must be child” Shit that was savage, have some more zingers, I don’t want you to run out

It’s unusual to be writing a Mexican novel if you aren’t Mexican

I love this country <3