Flanker

Volcel is when women won't have sex with you because you drive a volvo

My little pogchamp: friendship is magic

Government assigned anime pfp

damn babe are you the industrial revolution? because you and your consequences have been a disaster for humanity

Precum implies the existence of some sort of postcum

Phone cameras are just as good as DSLRs provided that you first gouge your eyes out

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co support local large language models

Tactical wife, tactical life

Meta glasses are shit. Bring back google glass. If you're gonna invade people's privacy at least look retarded while you're doing it

The secret to getting people to agree with your political positions is to come across as smug and condescending as possible

Dingus

Zoomer game grumps clone called the game uncs

It is time to doordash steak tartare

@bronzeagebond@shin.mugicha.club this is the realest thing that has ever been posted on the fedieverse ever

Deleted my reddit account

Guy who still reads BuzzFeed in 2026 year of the gamer

INTJ stare. that look of pure analyzing coupled with a slight sardonic smile that makes people uneasy

Why is it that people only ever have autumn or occasional winter themed names? You get people named may or occasionally June or something but never January. I want to meet someone named January

*bevels your edges*

Seinfeld is a slice of life anime

If you're not networking at the age of 3 you're so done it's so over

whypipo don't season they clothes tags

They"re calling this the most informed take of all time

What if garlic powder was real?

I'll be in the retirement home talking about comment awards and they'll euthanize me for completely unrelated reasons

Clone high is so good I wish they made a second season

Fuck it

Horizontal spreadsheet

Results day. All distinctions, two courses literally within literally 1 mark away from being a high distinction. Fuck my midwit chud life

You don't hear about Richard Branson or Virgin much anymore

Morbius strip

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co dude what would you expect from something called "dollars have club"

WarioWar

Fratboy slim

Guy who watches Evan And Katelyn because he wants to fuck the 30 year old quirk chungus