Big "Spooky" Larrity

This is exactly what I expect FOX to do during the execution

"You can't kill him on live TV he is a FUCKING PARAPLEGIC"

How do you think he acquired that wheelchair? Through jihad

Ruining my keto already. Damn you Biscoff

My sister just called me and told me that her and my brother in law are going to Texas Roadhouse for dinner tonight and asked if I wanted anything. Dare I live the impossible dream and order a porterhouse?

There is absolutely no good reason in a case this high profile that the jury isn't incarcerated in a seedy motel by an airport with the TV cut and the wifi turned off. They should be going back to a room guarded by a police officer with a twitchy eye and a big ass revolver as a service weapon

Apparently at least 2 of the female jurors showed up today wearing pink, which is the color the femoids supporting Clancy have chosen to support her

Tyler: She doin this to me tonight

St Peter: So what did you do during your time on earth? "I built over 1000 homes for God's creatures the squirrels so they could be safe and protected" St Peter: Come on in

I always worry I'm going to give people the wrong gift. Like giving a woman a vacuum cleaner or something but I know she used to like canning but some retard told her she couldn't do it on her glass top stove so she quit doing it and got rid of the stuff for it

This is him trying to use jedi mind tricks on me to get my food

What kills me is they're not just retards but confident retards

I've taken to having a carnation breakfast shake in the mornings and if its the chocolate one he shows zero interest, if its the french vanilla flavor he tries to take it from me

The old guy I'm talking about has been there since like 1998. The 2nd or 3rd week I was there he ended up in HR because he called another nigger a "shiftless ghetto coon" and HR had to explain to him that even though he was black he couldn't use racial slurs on other blacks. I was told this happens every so often

The jury has been sent home today without reaching a verdict. Every day they take to do this is a bad sign. This verdict should have taken 10 minutes

Yes, there is no political solution as the sooner people make peace with that the better off this will be

What can men do in the face of such psychotic evil

When I say politics I mean voting, imposing your beliefs on someone at gunpoint has always be the strongest political party

I...don't know. I wonder if its called French Vanilla over there or if its like Canadian Bacon

I think she knows that part. My Grandma God rest her soul was adamant we learn a few things and overruled our mother on them. Her Grandkids boy or girl were all going to know how to cook, bake, sew, fish, hunt, can/preserve food and garden/farm. She told my Mom that anyone that knew those things was never going to go hungry. I thank her almost every day for insisting I learned "girl stuff" because if I didn't know it I'd be screwed

In 2007 my Aunt was killed during a robbery in her house. My Uncle was at work when it happened. For some reason I remembered that today. I also remember the cop that showed up. His name was Sergeant Brookshire. I remember him because he came in at an 11. He went at it like his own family had been killed. He came in with a shambling hate boner for the fuck wad that did it and I remember him telling my Uncle "Don't worry Mr Gary. We're going to find the summbich that did this and fry them"

Their rolls and that cinnamon butter are really damn good

*...steps to the microphone. Taps it twice. Clears throat, straights tie* Ahem... SHE FUCKING ADMITTED SHE KILLED THEM YOU DENSE CUNT! WHO KILLED THE CHILDREN HAS NEVER BEEN IN FUCKING QUESTION AND THEY DIDN'T PROVE IT IN COURT BECAUSE ITS SELF EVIDENT FROM HER CONFESSION SHE DID!!! THEY DIDN'T TRY TO PROVE IT BECAUSE ITS LIKE ASKING SOMEONE TO PROVE WATER IS WET *straights tie again* Thank you

My boss wanted to know how I could tell a good hire from a bad hire in less than one shift. I never found a good way to tell him "I go talk to every person that gets hired and by gauging their level of niggertry I can tell if they're going to last the week or not"

Kid Rock and Eminem are putting aside their political differences and...

*checks notes*

...making a Christian album...

Wut

Same. My Mom worked and Dad was a truck driver. I stayed with Grandma a lot and as a result I got to see how the silent generation worked, not boomers. My life skills came from people that lived through the depression and I realize I'm better off for it

Women have one chance here to prove they're not emotion driven retards. Lets see how they handle it

I am so grateful I learned that lesson from my Mom. We had two McDonalds nearby. We couldn't go to the closest one because it was the "nigger McDonalds". We went to the one with White people in the back lol

It was, they went super hard at him because my aunt was in her 70s.

Its 100% true. I would never just sit at home and eat a basket of yeast rolls

I can't explain why it helped, but seeing that cop with his hand shaking in anger made me feel better. Just something that simple

I need an opinion. My sisters tomato plants have buried us this year. Somehow she has grown enough that we have given away tomatoes to anyone that would take them and we still have 4 home depot buckets of them as well as the plants still producing. Would it be a bad anniversary gift to get her a bunch of canning supplies and a jar sealer? I feel like they would both enjoy having homemade canned red sauce on tap

Its weird but most of my memories from that day are how pissed off that cop was. He was actually like filled with rage someone did it. Its one of the only times I felt like a cop gave a shit

When grandma would make canned tomatoes she did them whole, then skimmed the skins off the pot and dehydrated the skins and ground those in to powder with a big mortar and pestle, she used it as a thickener for stews

I have learned that the blacksmith community as a whole has decided that the word "Scimitar" is somehow racist and instead of allowing that to slide the second I'm able to start making knives again every knife I make will be named some variant of scimitar. Skinning knife? Short Bladed Scimitar Hunting Knife? Spade Bladed Scimitar Hatchet? Weighted Scimitar Hammer

There are three people in this house. Me, my sister and my brother in law and we were talking one night and figured out he had been tricking all of us to get more than one meal at a time. We put up a whiteboard so we could mark down when he got fed

I've never left a restaurant faster than the time I went to a Mongolian Grill and realized it was run by mexicans

He knocks tomatoes off the counter and chews on them too. Not eating them, just chewing. They are extremely odd sometimes

The three male jurors in the Lindsey Clancy trial explaining to the female jurors that being sad doesn't give you the right to murder your children:

Yeah, he'll do it while the coffee is still hot and black. I dunno what he likes about it other than I'm drinking it. My sister felt awful about it and said if she buys more onions with greens on them she'll cut them off when she gets home. I don't think they have "spicy" taste receptors either because he will eat hot fries lol

I miss her man. Grandma knew everything about everything. She used to make these really dense pound cakes and despite having the literal recipe she had and following it EXACTLY mine never tasted as good as hers. I don't know if its me being retarded or the quality of ingredients. They're close but hers were better

American style ice cream is generally just cream, sweetened condensed milk and flavoring

This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen and I've been on the internet since Mosaic

"Nice sauce operation ya got, be a shame if someone gabbagooled it"

Yep, got him 3 days later. He'd tried to rob another house and gotten shot, they arrested him at the ER and he never tasted free air again