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#monsterdon Lizze slept through the Battle of the Bulge, she sleeps like a beach rock!

#monsterdon Now ladies, if you wait a while then the rigor mortis sets in, and for a brief moment, he'll be a lot of fun for all of you. ;)

#monsterdon It's fine Lizzie, watch out for that Axe! Wait, you're not Borden’s girl Lizzie! You don't know how to wield and axe! Ninny! Go fetch the coffee…

#monsterdon She's gonna show you all, the best head! Wait... that didn't come out right…

How could I not share this? #Monsterdon @Taweret@timeloop.cafe @miru@social.miyaku.media#tiktok #video #sfw #godzilla #ultraman #gamera

#monsterdon Murder in every room? That's rambunctious boxing the compass if you ask me.

#monsterdon Now remember, Daleks can't really manage stairs.

#Monsterdon looks like someone chewed the everlasting gobstopper. Got to the blueberry dessert and became a blueberry.

#Monsterdon weaponized procrastination?

Spotted this for #monsterdon. Enjoy! #VincentPrice #tiktok #video

#monsterdon Thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and @miru@social.miyaku.media for the stream! Keep it red and dusty! I just realized that the sewers are now clogged with polyester. Ah well. C'est la vie!

#monsterdon The pathos and eros were so strong, it knocked her rigtht out.

#Monsterdon …and other sex toys…

#monsterdon Ugly and Crazy in the Sack sometimes go hand in hand!

#monsterdon Definitely see how this angles into a porn parody…

#Monsterdon smexy Chernobyl hot orange on the walls. I approve.

#Monsterdon oh my god! His horizontal hold is shot! Oh the humanity!

#monsterdon What this movie needs is Bud the CHUD. And Piranhas. Radioactive Survivors of The Stuff... anything but this… dancing…

#monsterdon There's facials and then there are... Egon Facials…

#monsterdon The monster seems to have more to do with dude-in-wetsuit-who-has-a-gnarly-amount-of-fiber-optic-cable-cut dangling from him. He's less dangerous to people and more troublesome to BGP routing engineers…

#monsterdon Okay, so the brass, the woodwinds, and the strings ARE ALL IN THE WATER. That's fine, I mean, tacitly it will always be fine, but those woodwinds, in that wet... they are going to delaminate and stain and... yuck. What a loss.

#monsterdon Lots of murder suicides going down. Ah well…

#monsterdon You have to tell Flehmen... *breathes oddly like a cat* :)

#monsterdon That was that. Simple, pat, easy. Just like everything else in the 80's... "It's ten PM, do you know where your children are?" -- WATCHING THIS MOVIE... and nobody fetched the COFFEE...

Not as hokey as I expected. #monsterdon #TheFly Yay!

#monsterdon If you come back, she'll give you crotch crickets…

#monsterdon Nobody say it. Rhymes with “Frunk Bubble” LOL

#monsterdon You can only be so fresh... for the most fresh, we have... the powder room. Mostly for the chinchillas, but you can use it too. Just dive into the dust, roll like a rodent, and let it bring out the luster in your insane split ends. JUST LIKE A CHINCHILLA. And yes, split ends, that's what makes Chinchillas so fuzzy.

#Monsterdon master control and Rae. Whoever Rae is.

#monsterdon Every wall is a door, ever door is cardboard.

#monsterdon Hospitality, pronounced STI. It's why the creature won't attack some of these “ladies”, and I use that term loosely. They may have Kardashev 2 Crotch Crickets.

#monsterdon This is a shitty Air BNB. All the doors are wide open, the windows don't work properly... I bet the electric is a mess, the fusebox pops and smokes, the foundation is cracked in a worrisome manner. The flooring is mostly scab-work and patches.

#monsterdon The piano is very sneaky…

#monsterdon Strange noises is sex games with twister and a tub of lard. Oink Oink.

#monsterdon This is the first time I've seen The Fly, the first one.

#monsterdon The first incidence of vagina-neck.

#monsterdon The women must not go into the water. There is no telling what the effect of all that AquaNet would have on the poor monster. I mean, the monster and Egon are the only ones anyone really cares about. The rest are Eloi meat.

#monsterdon The doctor needs to die, preferably with a lot of sedatives.

#monsterdon Victims of Maybelline! Maybe it is... Maybelline.

#monsterdon He's gonna bend over and blow himself to gender affirming care.

#monsterdon Haunted by Maybelline. Everyone gets it, in the end.

#monsterdon Chugging along ready for more Vincent Price in The Bat from 1959! Mute or join in!

#monsterdon Lieutenant Andy is a pinhead.

#monsterdon Miss Van Goiter! Perhaps some more iodine in your diet? Bring down that giant growth, hump, tumor… surprise…

#monsterdon I bet Egon is bananas crazy in the sack. Come on ladies! Give the gimp a shot.

#monsterdon So much Theremin! I approve!

#monsterdon Smells funky then... being in there, with your semi-rotten daddy... ew. The loot is dripping…

#monsterdon Now who else is gonna pussy out? Hmmm? All these little vaginas running around, nuzzling shoes, got a little missisisippi leg hound in 'em… best to let the little waddling vaginas have their way with you. Try to keep the screaming down. Think of the neighbors.

#monsterdon And a bucket of spooge…

#monsterdon Excellent, finally a body count has really started. Good. Good. They won't dance again, and for that, we're all thankful. May they die in intense pain.