@snowy nono, let the sprout cook

@snowy this is how people get lost in those deep & dark fantasy forests - trusting directions from trees who also don't know

@snowy That provides options for many fun plots. With bonus amusement if the advice still works out.

@snowy@suya.place see if you seduce the evil wizard then you can stop them being evil. Genius! /Silly

@snowy Another possibility is that there used to be a whole _forest_ of wisdom, but people chopped down all the trees of wisdom until only one remained, protected by a royal conservation decree.

@snowy a twi(n)g? :blobcatblep:

@snowy Have you tasted her gingerbread? *swoon*

@snowy But he is, isn't he? The evil wizard, I mean. (ducks and runs very, very fast)

@snowy Patrick Rothufuss' Chtaeh, an evil omniscient tree that gives maximally destructive bad advice, is one of the most terrifying villains in literature.