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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Van Gogh Skull Blanket. Careful friends, smoking kills. Smoking one cigarette can permanently remove the flesh from your body. And all the organs and blood and stuff. It's crazy unhealthy. https://collabs.shop/zeneab

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  Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be the problem. https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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  Capitalism is a plague.

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  That explains a lot.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Trash Gang Pin. Yup, the gang's all here. Big Larry. Paulie Quick Paws. Vinny the Snitch. I don't need to point them out, you can tell who is who. https://collabs.shop/bil01e

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  Fast driver, slow learner.

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  This makes me tear up every time I read it.

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  I wish I could unlearn this.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Sell Your Soul!" Patch. I'm no economist, but hey, five dollars is five dollars. https://collabs.shop/s6ozzy

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  Patrick Stewart was the first bald actor to appear on screen. Before him, actors were required to either have hair or wear a wig. This changed in 1987 when he held a room full of Hollywood executives hostage and shaved their heads, chanting "One of us! One of us!". RIP Sir Stewart, you'll be missed.

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  We made a comic about a job interview.

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  I wonder how much it sold for.

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  Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Stargazer Pin. https://collabs.shop/co7n3x

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  They're all filthy rich.

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  Propaganda used to be spelled propoganda, but an extensive propaganda campaign convinced everyone that it's spelled propaganda.

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  That's reasonable.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Burning Earth Holographic Sticker. I can't believe some people are actually dumb enough to believe that climate change is real just because it has been "mathematically proven" by "every credible scientist" who has done "extensive research". https://collabs.shop/bkqnjz

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  I know I do.

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  Tough crowd.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin. *Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh. https://collabs.shop/sil2yt

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  I wonder if he used AI to write it.

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  I don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars is. If you made $1,000 a day it would take you 2,740 years to make a billion dollars. But if you made a trillion dollars an hour, it would only take you one hour to become a trillionaire. Insane.

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  It's literally the strongest medicine.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for "Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Don't Understand How Anything Works" Tote Bag. Haha very true. Unless it's my conspiracy theory that geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz

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  We made a comic about sea shells.

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  A staggering 9 out of 10 people suffer from this.

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  We don't talk enough about the taxonomic class wealth divide. Of the 3,428 billlionaires in the world, 100% of them are mammals. Not a SINGLE reptile billionaire. Disgusting.

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  I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Skull Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. https://collabs.shop/9w7u4d

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  I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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  That's why old people have such thick mustaches.