tesseraph
Tessa@fandom.garden
<p>Manic pixie dream 30-something foxgirl who posts (in order of prevalence) gay nonsense, leftist propaganda, hot girl shit, romantic yearning, cottagecore clout, ex-gifted kid essays, original art and cosplay. Physicist by training despite *gestures broadly* my entire vibe.<br /> <br />Profile pic: A white trans woman with vibrant, shoulder-length, cotton candy pink hair styled in a blowout smiling gently for the camera. She'd wearing mascara and pink lip gloss.</p><p>Banner pic: A lightly hazy cityscape in warm pastel colors from the 90s Sailor Moon anime</p>
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just heard from my boss who teaches a group project course at a university that she had been required by the department to shoehorn in a certain number of projects involving AI and when she asked her class who wanted to take those on, the entire class of undergraduates voted those projects out because they were sick of being forced AI on every front the kids are alright :blobMeltSobLove:
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moving in with the love of your life is like a reverse Pandora&#39;s box type situation all of these beautiful, fulfilling things come out of it but right there at the very bottom of the box you&#39;re left with tiny little &quot;Complete Lack of Commitment to Taking High-Quality Hot Girl Selfies&quot; because now your target audience is the first to see those serves and the time you&#39;d spend documenting your look is spent in tearing you out of it woe is me~
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i&#39;m finally back to starting to plan out getting vaginoplasty in earnest and reading the preparatory brochure for one clinic i&#39;m considering, i got to the page about pubic hair removal there was a map of the pubic region and it marked out all the places you need to get hair removed from and one region of it was marked out &quot;if you wish to keep hair on your outer labia, discuss this at your consultation&quot; even just the potential for that to be a reality after o...
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the fact i went to correct myself to a coworker and literally led with &quot;i just wanted to disabuse you of the false notion i implanted on you&quot; when the mistake in question was saying the wrong day for a meeting we&#39;d have, i feel, tells you about 80% of everything you need to know about me call me oscar wilde the way i stay overdressed and overeducated (for my job)
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@adapalmer/116924826728095638 "read a scroll without opening it" sounds like a line in a riddle but is just something scientists can just do now i guess
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"yeesh, i'd forgotten how long it takes to do things without AI" - one of my undergrads on making a poster for a symposium it was so hard to hide my furious rage at this, i can't fucking believe our university subsidizes student accounts for ChatGPT i can understand companies doing it, because all they care about is having some shit to point to as a "finished" product but a university? the literal place where you're meant to learn how to do things?? just uncon...
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how to out yourself as a gay girl at work &quot;oh that looks just like the logo of kate bush&#39;s record label&quot;
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RE: https://void.rehab/notes/alqqeqjjkjfvjogc it&#39;s classical guitarists who are better at fingering and no i am not biased by the fact that i&#39;m a classical guitarist people who play guitar with a pick are, if anything, good at handjobs. that &quot;one-e-and-a&quot; strum game is a very transferable skill
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the fact that Meta is auto-translating videos on Instagram into English (for me watching in the US) is so aesthetically repulsive that i would probably be in jail if i knew where the people who ordered it made lived god forbid a person enjoy videos cross-culturally is it technically impressive that they can kind of get the voice resonance and intonation kind of right? sure but comedy especially is so precise in what is funny and what is not when it comes to intonation and timing and all that....
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now that i did my normal hair routine for the first time after getting it back to full pink, it&#39;s really giving cotton candy* farrah fawcett i struggle to think of a more high (or even hyper-) femme haircut i could get than this :sparklesBi: *or candy floss or fairy floss or hattara or whatever it is you call it in your neck of the woods
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nvm i changed my mind, public transit should be defunded it was because of public transit that i shared a train car and conversation with a trans girl who was really cute about namedropping the fact she had a husband and who i saw i would totally get along with (need more dolls who like boys in my lifeee). but we only shared the car for a couple short stops, so i didn&#39;t have time to get to the point where i could get her number and suggest that we get coffee some time so basically publ...
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my sister is training to become a hairdresser and needs hands-on experience and before-afters for her portfolio i&#39;ve been dying to get my hair back to a full pink and wince at american hair salon prices so we put that together into a win-win and had her bleach and color (and blowout) my hair for half-price 7 hours later (no i am not joking, we were exhausted) the final result is the best my hair has ever looked in its pink era and maybe ever?? she had literally never bleached someone...
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@angstonautti ooh, ootan innolla tän etenemistä :amaze:
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after years of back-and-forth, i&#39;ve finally reached certainty that i want to pursue bottom surgery, specifically vaginoplasty it&#39;s been something i&#39;ve thought a lot about ever since getting on estrogen and progesterone and my sexual response changing so much that i describe myself as having &quot;phantom pussy&quot; sensations. when they occur, they&#39;re impossible to truly resolve and the best i can hope for is being able to sidestep them, but a lot of th...
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haunted by the fact that when we had some weird results show up on an undergrad&#39;s experiment (as part of his final project for his degree) with fairly sparse data points that made it look like they came from a rather strange curve, i suggested that he quantify the uncertainty of the points (put in error bars) to help provide wiggle room for other, simpler curves to plausibly explain the data too and he just looked at me blankly like &quot;huh i wonder how you would do that&quot;...
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so when are we going to admit that balayage is just an elaborate scheme to put in as much money and effort as possible to change your look as little as possible to flex how much money you have to waste
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help me budget my phone storage essential apps 5 GB pictures of important life moments 5 GB nudes of myself 100 GB nudes of my partner 100 GB videos of my favorite sailor moon character 100 GB emptying my 0.01 GB app cache will fix this if i just believe hard enough
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i just bit into a grapefruit and had the thought &quot;oh come on, this isn&#39;t even bitter or sour&quot; is there something wrong with me