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  the concept of a “charcuterie board” is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i’ve created this educational diagram. i hope it helps

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  today i learned that Taco Bell UK does dynamic pricing. please stand by for my 3 hour video essay analysing this

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  i finally updated my self-hosted Mastodon server which means i’ve had to look at the admin dashboard the line is NOT going up. my ARR is zero. my investors aren’t going to be happy…

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  the joys of living in a flat owned by an absentee landlord who thinks “maintenance” is fake: i pulled the cord to raise the blinds in my bedroom and a piece of plastic broke off the housing

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  Felt hot this morning, won’t delete

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  Here are some random photos I’ve taken today (The stamp machine was unfortunately not working)

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  Here are some more random photos I took today that didn’t fit in the first post — including the return of Dark Facebook

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  HOT TAKE: Many of the things we call “drive-thrus” should actually be referred to as “drive-bys”. Please find my scientific evidence attached. Thank you for your understanding

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  I’ve been so productive today… I went out on a long walk, got slightly sunburnt, posted a thirst trap online, cleaned my room, *and* made an unhinged high-effort shitpost

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  awkwardly shaking the lumpy pillows that I bought from Watt Brothers (a now-defunct local department store) almost a decade ago, I think, “maybe I should invest in nice bedding some day” then i realise that it would be wasted on this Landlord Special bed and mattress that’s probably as old as me

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  i recently learned that the baseball caps i see everywhere with the “NY” emblem are actually a sports team and now i’m noticing them all the time. i’ve seen at least six in Glasgow today

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  OH: “Undertale was an Obama era game”

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  Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

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  just realised that my hair has faded enough that it now matches this jersey. I’m ¿¿¿tealmaxxing???

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  I used to live in Gibraltar, where if you wanted to receive British satellite TV, you needed a fairly big dish pointed at the right spot in the sky Meanwhile in the UK proper, I constantly see tiny dishes just mounted in the silliest ways and it keeps on making me laugh

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  “ah shit, i left my keys inside again”

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  back in 2019 i saw this sign and it continues to live rent-free in my head to this day. what makes this the ideal dish? how did they decide that??

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  Today I’d like to share some fantastic sign design I saw in Glasgow’s East End (Oh god this is going to be really hard to write alt text for)

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  finally messing about a bit with Halide (alternative iOS camera app) after having had it installed for ages I’m not sure how I feel about the “film simulation” tbh

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  “manager’s special”?? i sure hope they are!!

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  can’t explain why but this logo makes me feel like it’s 2003 and i’ve just bought an off-brand PS/2 ball mouse

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  for some reason Braehead shopping centre is now branded “Frasers Plus Braehead”???? (if you don’t know, Frasers Plus is the buy-now-pay-later scheme belonging to the company that owns a bunch of half-dead retail chains like Sports Direct and GAME)

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  after over a decade of running a cgit instance on my server (to provide public views of a few repos that I didn’t want to put on GitHub), I’ve finally had to turn it off because of scrapers DDoSing my server through it I hope the slop was worth it, you fuckers

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  i couldn’t pick a caption for this photo so you get several options: • community boar? i hardly knew ‘er! • i hate it when my D falls off • community boar? oh yeah, i’m pretty sure they’re one of my mutuals on here

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  RE: https://wuffs.org/@Ninji/112461950153007655 i continue to be extremely good at losing things. i’ve managed to lose two different rings for my septum piercing. this is an object that’s literally made to be attached to my body and i’ve still lost it

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  Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently (I need to broaden my horizons beyond signs, dogs and birds)

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  one day i’m going to visit New York City and it’ll be a strange experience because i’ll spend the entire time mentally comparing it to the scenes shown in How To with John Wilson

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  RE: https://wuffs.org/@Ninji/111053957555220040 every time i see old photos of me with long hair it’s like a jumpscare now

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  had a dream where for some reason, i was signing up for a Claude subscription, and now i feel dirty (i’ve never even used it!!! is my subconscious negging me)

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  this really puts the “Barr” into “The Barras” (sorry to my international friends for the otherwise incomprehensible post)