2026-07-21 10:02 UTC
Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."
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Replies (6)
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@agnew_hawk@mastodon.social 2026-07-21 10:36
@selzero@syzito.xyz "But if you must, offer them to your date to smell - shared experiences are the backbone of a healthy relationship" -- Not Benny, the life advice axolotl
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@HappyCrow13@mastodon.social 2026-07-21 17:11
@selzero@syzito.xyz Don't smell your dates fingers either
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@julianlawson@beige.party 2026-07-22 08:33
@selzero@syzito.xyz Axolotl solidarity
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@RealGene@hachyderm.io 2026-07-22 13:41
@selzero@syzito.xyz I have been to exactly one restaurant where there were two clearly labelled soaps in the restroom, an unscented one for before the meal, and a scented one for after, because your dinner should not smell like plastic coconuts, and you shouldn't smell like barbecue sauce afterwards.
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@livingpixel@indieweb.social 2026-07-23 15:58
@selzero@syzito.xyz Dude.
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@joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social 2026-07-23 18:05
@selzero@syzito.xyz Axolotl and you shall receivealotl.