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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)

julianlawson@beige.party

<p>Not half the man he used to be. </p><p>My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, in a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and £5 sunglasses. </p><p>Hobbies: designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake.</p><p>Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli.</p><p>Work: Project management.</p><p>Chief Subjunctintendent. Part of the furniture.</p><p>Live: The UK, Europe.</p>

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    #totp &quot;I&#39;m amazed none of them died of testicular cancer given how tight their trousers are&quot; - my wife on the bee gees

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    #totp Bauhaus. Class.

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    #totp dafuq? A totp mosh? Did they hire in Pam&#39;s Moshpeople or are they regular punters?

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    #totp sorry Jamie, Damage wasn&#39;t bland enough, do you have anything blander?

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    #totp this is gritty urban music at its best :/

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    #totp I caught Moby and Richard Ashcroft and thought we&#39;d come out of a trough of shite 2000s totps... And nope.

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    #totp Mrs Axelotl: &quot;you can see where Father Ted came from&quot;

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    #totp people from 1977 look really unhealthy

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    #totp were B&amp;S miming? Seems inconceivable but it didn&#39;t smell live.

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    #totp actually I take that back

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    #totp this is far better than I was expecting

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    #totp TimB in Librarian Mode.

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    #totp an hour of 2000 dross? Meh

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    #totp is this based on the theme tune from Casualty?

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    #totp fucking hell why would they repeat this after seeing how execrable the miming was

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    #totp it&#39;s like the dancers are doing a 40bpm dance to a 120bpm song

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    #totp well this is far better than I was expecting.

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    #totp utter ahit

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    #totp I have a feeling the best is *not* about to come

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    #totp tbh this is sending me to sleep

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    #totp I lived in NYC in the noughties so was mostly unaware of the bland tat being forced down the throat of top of the pop viewer

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    #totp oof that&#39;s bad miming even by totp standards

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    #totp fuckbubbles. I left to avoid Dancing in the Streets and do some chores but missed Col Abrams. Doh!

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    #totp rip bt

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    #totp IF I WERE NOT IF I WAS, MIDGE. Sincerely the grammar police

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    #totp lead singer has a face for radio tho

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    #totp I&#39;m a big fan of bands with two drummers (see : Pavement, Adam and the Ants) but three drummers? That&#39;s cray-cray

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    #totp oooh insanely excited that Lloyd Cole is coming up

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    #totp Holy fuck. Steve Wright was 27 is 1981. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wright_(DJ)

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    #totp I&#39;d take a Dollar song over a Bucks Fizz song any day.