Okay, still trying to figure out what chapter of "Art of the Deal" this whole strategy is from: * Straight of Hormuz was free and open to everyone. * Kill children of people who could close it, angering them. * They close the straight, causing us huge economic damage. * Threaten war crimes if they don't open it back up. * Back down when they call your bluff. * Impotently grouse on social media that they won't open it, saying, "Open the fuckin' straight, praise be to Allah!" #uspol