#silly

My name is dog I write this toot My favorite thing Is boop my snoot I boop it on your pretty face I boop it in your no no place I boop this and I boop that And then one day I boop a cat The cat say hiss I think its neat Then I learn cat Has teeth on feet I yelp and jump and bark and run It turns out cat is not much fun So now I know cat no like play But maybe will later today #Silly #poetry

#silly #notsorry #Indigenous

🦭🔒 Uh-oh! Tulip is behind bars today. What are his crimes? Let me know in the comments what you think this guilty little guy has been locked-up for. (Tulip is one of the patients at the seal rehab centre I am currently working at. Just feeling silly and wanted to share a cute photo of him!) #Seal #Wildlife #Humour #Silly #Story

Weirdness is POWER. Seriously, think about it. You have all kinds of power as a weirdo. The power to make conservatives run screaming. The power to change the world for the better. The power to show others like you that they aren't alone. Be proud of your weirdness. Be proud to be bisexual, or furry, or nonbinary, or kinky, or therian, or plural, or polyamorous, or whatever YOUR identity is. It's your greatest asset!! 🩵🩵🩵 #furry #dragonposting #weird #silly #FursuitFriday #CatsOfMastodon #Lgbtqia #nonbinary #polyamory #plural

Shamelessly reposting because this is solid #humor. I can only assume y'all just didn't see this idea for an all-gnome party in D&D:

• Gnome Ann, the warrior
• Gnome Eight, the token Cockney
• Gnome Adder, the laid-back one
• Gnome Orr, always a bit on edge
• Gnome Anchess, the Hispanic one
• Gnome Ahss, the other Hispanic one
• Gnome Sane, just a regular guy from the Holler

Side note: this post is not possible for LLMs

#sorrynotsorry #names #silly #DND #gnomes

I'm loving the «it's finally autism» jokes and art but I would love it slightly better if the text read «it's finally autismn» #autumn #autism #silly

A gryphon friend wanted me to doodle something for them. So their beak got nommed. #furryart #dragon #gryphon #silly

You look like you're really concentrating! Yesh... I'm trying to figure stuffs out. Work stuff? Surrrrre.. Okay not work. Maybe I can help? Uhm okie. So do u think that Ogres can repro w humans and elves and stuff? Like obv they can have sex (but omg nope) but can they have babies? Wait you're thinking about... ogre sex. not like THAT, I just need to know. And obv I can't search for "ogre and human can they sex" at work. Lol. You're so fking weird. It's for a project! #Silly #Dnd5E #DND #Faerun #TTRPG

- So, what are u going to do when we get to Wyrm's Crossing? :Vul: - I was thinking about going to Sharess' Caress! - Waiiiiit really? What for? :Vul: - I want to try the drow twins out with Astarion? - Lol what tf for real?! - Dont judge me bitch! - I'm not! But you're on ur own tbh. - What will YOU do? - ...uhm I dunno I'll find something... - ...out with it. - I was... maybe going to go visit the Nymph lady. - - Shut up I just want her to make me relax for once! - - NOT LIKE THAT!!! #BaldursGate #BaldursGate3 #Silly #RPG #Gaming

The Onion's got a point: Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million #StarWars #silly #branding

am first time uploading animated stuff here, lets see how it works 🧐 thanks GIMP has the perfect animation engine for my case, i freaking cant do all those animations techniques presented in Krita, am old and i do every frame as a separated file, my first old animations i did on paper, like am this ancient..... soooo, needed to try something simple and for some reason i encountered this character and as am with temperature and barely functioning, i made THIS 🐱 character belongs to https://artfight.net/~Wiener_Dog #doodle #animation #digitalart #aliencat #cat #silly #mastoart #artistsonmastodon #krita #gimp #artfight #artfight2026 #artfight2026teammystery

- As part of wellness week, we are going to cover the importance of mindfulness and self care. - ...? Self care?? - Yes, u know! Taking breaks, checking in, being present! - Ohh. Hn. Okay. - Oh! Do u have a different way to look at self care, Elle? Please share! - .... - .......... - Nnnnope. #SelfCare #Corpo #Silly