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yosephus@mastodon.world

<p>Mastodon account for jeff dorchen, writer of plays, essays, fiction, a movie, songs, and whatever pays that I can tolerate. Constantly broke. Broke right now. Born @ 318.43 ppm looking to get down to at least 20 ppm lower than my birth ppm.</p><p>avi is a world-weary cartoon flounder at a bar having a martini and a cigarette.<br />Header is a handpainted sign by a freeway entrance: &quot;are you a experimental test subject&quot;</p><p><a href="https://thisishell.com/interviews?page=1&amp;search=dorchen" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thisishell.com/interviews?page</span><span class="invisible">=1&amp;search=dorchen</span></a></p>

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    #3goodthings 1. Doughnut 2. Coffee 3. Rent paid

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    #3goodthings 1. Worked on my ballot 2. Took a long overdue shower (I&#39;ve been depressed, it happens now and then) 3. Made a buckwheat and two-millet accompaniment to my spicy black beans

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    RE: https://mastodon.world/@yosephus/117519175974843758 #3goodthings 1. the Jim Newberry book (at link) 2. The Connie Converse record (at link) 3. freshly dripped coffee

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    RE: https://mastodon.world/@yosephus/117509187151749828 They get better the more time I spend with them, check out my review.

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    Just plugging a couple of masterpieces, that&#39;s all... https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/music-chicago

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    Never trust an attention-grabbing crybaby https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/my-jewish-pride

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    #3GoodThings 1. Got the toughest rewrite done. 2. Had good herring and potato breakfast. 3. Had a good day with the dog I&#39;m taking care of.

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/117275966422721708 But comely. Very fat but comely!

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    #3GoodThings 1. Writing partner is allowing me slack. 2. Laundry done despite neighbors who left there&#39;s sitting in the washer cuz they think the laundry room belongs to them. 3. Made Lao style papaya salad and sticky rice.

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    RE: https://mastodon.world/@yosephus/117044188882824978 Let&#39;s go! Enjoy my pride, it don&#39;t cost you nothing. Although under advice I&#39;m not allowed to discourage you from paying me.

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    A Treatise On Critical Voice Theory https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/simon-says-watch-your-mouth

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    1. Had a good time making supper with friends last night 2. Delivered a good commentary on the This Is Hell! radio show/podcast this morning 3. Have a big jug of homemade barley tea in the fridge #3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings

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    There&#39;s nothing wrong with Stephen Miller that some friendly advice and solitary confinement couldn&#39;t cure. https://substack.com/@jeffdorchen/note/p-207739157

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    A commonsense anti-capitalist diatribe https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/fuck-you-broke

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    it&#39;s like old East Berlin up in this bitch. https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/a-friendly-warning-from-your-fbi

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    RIP Dr. Gladys West without her legacy, we&#39;d be lost

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    RE: https://oldfriends.live/@paul/116375756707083137 This is the moment government illustrates perfectly why it doesn&amp;#39;t deserve to exist.

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    Very festive reception for the Artemisnauts. Balloons and everything.

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    #ThreeGoodThings #3GoodThings 1. Yesterday&amp;#39;s coffee, of which I still have a half-carafe, is strong and tepid this morning, just how I like it. 2. No aches and pains! 3. New Based Fortune Cookie! https://basedfortunecookie.substack.com/p/lucky-fortune-13

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/116392993777897435 Oh, well, as long as the stocks were new and very handsome, nothing cruel and unusual. Sam, you&amp;#39;re a true product of the gentry of your age.

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    RIP Asha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzOqgMbTJ3M

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    #ThreeGoodThings #3GoodThings 1. Hot link grilled cheese and coffee for breakfast 2. It&amp;#39;s Sunday 3. RIP Asha Bhosle, nice remembering you

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    #3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings 1. Experienced an especially good episode of This Is Hell! this morning 2. Had an unusually good talk with my dad about assisted living 3. Got positive yet very helpful notes on my screenplay from an experienced screenwriter

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    Monkey Christ Super Chimp Are you a god or an evil imp? Monkey Christ Superstar Driving around in a mini-car

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    New and improved version of this cleverness. Now with audio! https://open.substack.com/pub/notthisdorchagain/p/polymarkets-children?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;amp;utm_medium=web

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    RE: https://mastodon.world/@yosephus/116409922996173996 The future of prediction markets, predicted.

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    Who asked for you? No one. No one asked for that free U2 album that popped up like a zit on everyone&amp;#39;s app and no one asked for Manus. Manus the Anus. I already have one! A real one. It&amp;#39;s called Egbert and it works just fine, thanks.

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    #3GoodThings 1. Cleaned house 2. Wrote an apology email to someone I treated in an unfriendly manner 3. Had a cold plunge and soak in a friend&amp;#39;s pool and hot tub

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    #3GoodThings 1. climbed around the hillside to find the ball the dog for some reason gave up on 2. and essay for Wednesday 3. posted a new Based Fortune Cookie for the week: Fortune 11 https://basedfortunecookie.substack.com/p/fortune-11

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    We know what we have to do. It&amp;#39;s just a lot. https://notthisdorchagain.substack.com/p/the-other-today