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<p>this is what happens when i try something new</p>

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    Do you hold your breath when you drink from a water fountain?

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    I am invisible or uninteresting (or both). But those are very different problems. How do I tell?

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    Though come to think of it, uninteresting is probably the wrong word. Or I’m already burying myself in an impossible niche by valuing interestingness. I don’t know or understand what people are looking for but I don’t think that’s it (generally). I don’t even know if that’s what I’m looking for. Not everyone I follow is interesting.

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    Or they’re occasionally interesting but usually not. And it seems likely that I’m occasionally interesting (but usually not). So that can’t be it.

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    Maybe I just need to post a picture of a cat? I like cats. But a picture of a cat can usually be replaced with the word cat without significant loss of content. (A picture is worth 1 word?) My cat is special to me but not to some random stranger, who looks at my cat and just sees a cat, rather than a whole personality, series of stories, etc.

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    Are all of my tweets or posts or toots or whatever replaceable with the word blatherings without significant loss of meaning? Probably, but so are everyone else’s. So that’s not a useful truth.

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    #cat #blatherings

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    It doesn’t last.

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    Should I watch another episode or should I go to sleep?

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    I miss Brand New.

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    Ok, so I can still log in. Nifty! But I have to use the website. If I try using the app, it rejects me and asks if I&amp;#39;m blocking cookies, but there aren&amp;#39;t any cookie settings for the app in settings. So that&amp;#39;s kind of useless.

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    Let’s see what happens if I try to write a post with this app. It turns out that logging in requires changing *Safari* preferences to not just accept cookies but also allow cross site tracking! Safari isn’t even my default browser ffs. Ok that’s enough. Does posting work…?

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    When the poll worker signed me in to vote she gave me a credit card sized piece of paper with some numbers on it and said: You don’t need it but we’re required to give it to you. I still have it.

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    @icedtea Hello!

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    You only get 2 days to be a human being, after that you turn back into a worker.

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    So I’m guessing the people who like Metatext never use hashtags.

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    There’s no one in my life that I can talk to about doorknobs.

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    Listening to Broken Social Scene makes me somewhat more willing to continue existing.