nash
nash@labyrinth.social
<p>making music, games, zines, occasional drawings, miscellania</p><p>(they/them)</p>
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when you spill food on your pants, the food gets the pants dirty & the pants get the food dirty. both objects convey a distinct kind of dirtiness, to which the other is vulnerable
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huh, okay
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acorn (not interested in corn)
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comb? oh, you mean my Hair Traffic Controller
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every day I wake up & roll a d6 to see if one of the cats has coughed anything up on the floor somewhere
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Sylvester Graham: I've invented these crackers specifically to eradicate lust and sinful inclinations The Devil: now break them in half & put chocolate & a roasted marshmallow in the middle
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when will the AI fans finally leave me behind?? leave me behind, already! you keep promising
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dudes will claim to be a "Simple Plan" & then go on to release 6 studio albums, 3 EPs, 20 singles, 2 live albums, AND a video album
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FOMO is so silly tbh. there's way more cool stuff going on than anyone could even know about, let alone participate in
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have they done a formal proof for math rock yet or is it an unsolved problem type situation?
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all lawn power tools look like they belong on a warhammer 40k mini
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me: how bout I go slip into something more comfortable my DM girlfriend: hmm, give me a Charisma check
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desk with 5 computers, 7 monitors, and an automobile stick shift (with clutch) that switches the keyboard &amp; mouse input between devices
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taking my shoes off &amp; throwing them in the lake
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garlics have succubus energy cause they're dressed in layers of seductive white silk but underneath it all lies a stinky little witch who'll haunt your dreams & drive you mad with longing
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Us Weekly vs Them Magazine
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honey came in and she caught me red-handed evolving toward a crablike form picture this: we become crustaceans walking on the ocean floor
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someone stole both wheels off my bike today at the kc streetcar stop >:|
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licking envelopes is wild. there should be more stuff you have to lick to use
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bringing back the 3.5mm audio jack is no longer enough. i expext my next phone to have separate L/R quarter-inch audio outputs
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a death cab for every cutie
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the only truly secure method of age verificiation is an 18-year load time
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fedi inspo influencer: today we're defederating from all the negative energy and stress
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i die & the lawyers open up my will. it's 734 pages. I've willed each of my fedi posts to a different person
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bookmobiles are rad but when will the public library finally build a mech
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I read "This Is How You Lose The Time War" today -- it's nice. Poetically written, emotional, sweet. would have been cool to've gotten to read it when it was originally released encoded into a smattering of errant snowflakes that fell on a frozen pond in wisconsin during a cold spell in 1837
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a resume is just a dating app bio for jobs
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mall store called "The Internet" so you can say stuff like 'I got this shirt from The Internet'
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my theory is that every one-syllable word is a type of fish, we may just not realize it yet
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every time a fedi poll ends the winner becomes the new president or constitutional amendment or what have you. until the next poll ends