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moliver

moliver@hachyderm.io

<p>I do things. I make things. I sometimes shitpost.</p>

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    @blackenedgreen@mastodon.world Blood is about 7% of body weight, so you have to be 93% bread and 7% wine to be Jesus. Edit: Correction, the body is also 15% bone. So you only need to be 78% bread.

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    @ashinillinois@lor.sh My brain turned the alarm this morning into a fire alarm in a shopping mall. Everyone was trying to escape down the escalators. I need to set a later alarm that is just me yelling, &amp;quot;Wake up, stupid. You&amp;#39;re dreaming!&amp;quot;

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    @ocsweetest Ordo Sanctus Insommis

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    Maybe it wasn&amp;#39;t such a good idea to start setting up a server first thing in the morning, before coffee, on #FridayThe13th?

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    @Sanlear@lor.sh @RickiTarr &amp;quot;I pulled open the refrigerator for a late night snack. Something pulled back.&amp;quot;

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    @ashinillinois@lor.sh You can still poop in the litter box. Treat yourself.

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    It is finally done. My new Mastodon server is working. Later peasants!