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  my house is painted black and it’s covered with real spider webs and there’s no children in it i wonder why we get no trick or treaters

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  lol

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  someone is drunk and happy in portuguese outside my window

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  excuse you? https://www.reddit.com/r/opensource/comments/1xelcuf/your_tokens_arent_valuable_no_more_ai/

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  my proposal is simple: no more websites

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  if investors were willing to give me a chance i will lose at most $1-2B a year

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  the existential risk of AI is that if I have to talk about it every day for the rest of my life I might not exist for long

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  harsh yet accurate

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  recognizing people I've met in one of the photos of the sex doomsday cult, and feeling a little offended I was never invited. I would have said no, of course, but it's always nice to be considered.

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  one of these days i won’t be physically incapacitated and then it's over for you bitches

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  I've noticed some people are compelled to keep interacting with chatbots because they're not practiced in the art or dropping a conversation the second it becomes uninteresting. some of us have practiced all our lives, by being autistic and/or incredibly rude.

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  i now have easy access to a riso printer but when am I going to learn how to create the files. when am I going to have time to produce anything of the sort. never. NEVER. this time doesn't exist.

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  welcome back to the tropics. it's raining so much water is coming in **through the walls**

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  I found your old perl scripts

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  i know it’s frowned upon on this website, but i’m quite happy

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  maybe if i stay awake all night the earth will stop shaking

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  there's a lot of slop inflicted on the masses, but there's also a lot of slop humans absolutely love to consume and generate themselves. artisanally, even. humanslop.

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  my VO2 max has never been higher and i’ve never been heavier. i’m turning into a cannonball.

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  I love Jolene because it's a woman saying yeah, I'm the most incandescently jealous woman in the whole wide world. witness me. none of that self-esteem, I deserve better garbage. it's pure self-debasement. it's not so much "I want this man" as it is "I want to be/fuck this other woman". it's on the verge of realization.

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  i think roko’s basilisk would be super nice to me, actually

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@mwyman/117163603266570607 anxious attachment style

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  asking remote hands to give a little kiss to our longest running switch

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  honestly i was hoping by now airlines would offer an carefully calibrated sedative that would render you unconscious for the duration of the flight. capitalism keeps failing me.

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  July-August

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  i just saw a video of a woman bragging about her new boyfriend to her friends. she says: do you know how many musical instruments he plays? NONE! and the other girls are so impressed and jealous.

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  the light was not great but look at them

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  my partner is finally home from the North, and he comes bearing technical marvels we don't have yet (estrogen patches)

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  I always tell my coworkers “we’re short staffed on designers, but if your thing is very urgent it can be designed by a software engineer” and i have yet to find a taker

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  tiny pleated inkcaps in my mustard

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  there's a cruel trick built into caring about the long term: it looks exactly like not caring about the short term.