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    Me, stalking an increasingly panicked cute fuzzy raccoon at the park. Husband: No! We have cute fuzzy creatures at home!

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    I&amp;#39;ve seen enough shows where the character experiencing the supernatural thinks they&amp;#39;re going crazy to know I&amp;#39;d be a terrible therapist. Yes, I think maybe you ARE being hunted by vampires or are possessed by the spirit of a 12th century crime-fighting witch

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    @superball oh good. looking up psychology programs now

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    I think I could get into the art of warcraft if we&amp;#39;re talking knitted bombs, embroidered uniforms, and hand-painted intelligence reports

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    I&amp;#39;ve had lockjaw since 1992 so that&amp;#39;s why I&amp;#39;m so good at Pearl Jam karaoke

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    TIL giving birth burns less than 1000 calories-- this is bullshit!

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    While I was on the train home, I wanted to virtually try on some glasses, so I used the front-facing camera. I give up. There&amp;#39;s no longer any point to makeup or cute clothes or any of it. I&amp;#39;m moving into the ditch under the bridge and will become a legend to keep kids home at night

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    What would your author photo be? I&#39;ll go first

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    The last time I had an emotion was 2010. Never again

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    My version of becoming an adult was switching from chocolate milk to mochas

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    I don&#39;t know if there are rules about wearing vintage, but wearing a dress now I probably could have worn in my 20&#39;s feels like a no-no Oh well

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    &quot;You would do well to not challenge me, for mine stalwart blade has tasted blood.&quot; Yeah? Well my frilly pink panties have been tasting blood since I was 12! Bring it

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    You don&#39;t like your family better now because you &quot;matured.&quot; You like them because you don&#39;t live together anymore

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    For someone who doesn&amp;#39;t enjoy aging I sure do it a lot

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    Sometimes life gives you too much character-buliding

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    I aspire to be the strange lady who makes working men nervous. Then I take them in and give them breakfast