the swagon
dragon@lesbian.solutions
<p>Full of fluids, made of flesh.</p><p>Don't be horny at me, please interact before requesting to follow</p><p>proud owner of 1 (one) bean</p><p>DNI</p>
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I'm inventing a 5 clause BSD license
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do they make workstation motherboards? I have a normal human being pc and it still boots up saying DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF GAMERS and id rather it didnt because i am not a gamer
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It's actually so fucked that jobs exist
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If Foreskin is so good why is there no Fiveskin
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on puppydog internet it's an ARF table
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It's fucked up that the new pandemic is called the hentaivirus. Like do i have it?
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Non Americans what's the most American state
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its getting hot 🥰 time for summery executions 🥰
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For the price of two pints of hagen-dasz ice cream you can get one delicious mango
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We should adopt a sort of Nordic model for car ownership in which it's legal to own and drive a car but parking lots and street parking are illegal
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People will take boy underwear out of the washer if you've been away too long but not girl underwear. Pro tip
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They should make more plateaus. 99999 plateaus by megadeleuze and turboguattari
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They call me wittgenstron3000 all language games are isomorphic to chess and therefore theoretically solvable
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Literally if Einstein was so smart how come he didn't invent Einstzwei
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You're the only* one for me 🥰 * unique up to isomorphism
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Australian process server: I serve cunts
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I'm living la vida normal
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I wasn't initially into shibari but my friend roped me into it
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Do you know what it means to "burn a CD?"