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  What kind of monstrous person is out here stealing prosthetic legs? https://www.koin.com/local/clackamas-county/i-will-not-press-charges-man-offers-500-reward-for-return-of-stolen-prosthetic-leg/ #Oregon

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  The only reason anyone heard of Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee. Grieve for Bruce Lee.

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  "Polyamorous families will have legal protections under a new policy approved by Portland City Council." https://www.koin.com/news/portland/a-win-for-dignity-portlands-polyamorous-families-gain-legal-protections-under-new-code/ Love is love, folks. #Portland #Poly

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  Noem wasn't fired. Noem was moved to another position. Willing white women motivated by evil always land on their feet.

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  What the heck. The celebrated Sleepy LaBeef joined the ancestors on the day after Christmas in 2019. Might as well add the "we had to leave the bass player behind at the border" story to his long and colorful career.

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  The "Great White Hope" narrative isn't gonna be fresh anymore. Try harder to find someone we all can relate to without wincing.

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  @enobacon@urbanists.social Meanwhile, while ICE is shopping for vacant places to put concentration camps, these comfortable careless white folks keep running their mouths about empty office space in Portland.

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  Q: How can we -- as brave white allies -- let the neighborhood know about ICE in the dead of night? A: Walk in your whiteness down the street saying "BYE BYE IN THE CAR?" to all the sleeping dogs inside houses.

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  White people for centuries: "FAF! Forgive and Forget! Mostly Forget!" White people today: "FAFO?! What is this newfangled sorcery?!"

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  You can't "other" a person who wants the human race dead. They've expressed their desire to be kept in another category. If I say "biped with a fancy story" it isn't pejorative. It's respecting their wish to have no part of humans. And these "people" think we don't understand decorum.

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  You can't "other" a person who wants the human race dead. They've expressed their desire to be kept in another category. If I say "biped with a fancy story" it isn't pejorative. It's respecting their wish to have to part of humans.

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  Humanities are for humans. Humans are right there in the word. A creature who doesn't treasure nor respect the humanities? You've got a solid answer about who they aren't under the skin costume.

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  Proven Cultural Value is a quick way to judge the value of a person to the United States. Imagine a system that ranked citizens on a PCV score? Reasons your people are here. Total number and names of nationally recognized dishes from your culture. Total number and name of nationally recognized artists from your culture. Total number and the words from your culture that entered the vernacular. Summary of positive impact. Indigenous peoples and Black folks are already the standard to meet.

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  RE: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/116061648305300321 The only carrier named for a man who cannot navigate stairs, which, on a carrier, is crucial.

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  Girlpower. Or something. https://www.npr.org/2026/02/12/g-s1-109778/kim-jong-uns-daughter-close-to-being-designated-future-leader-says-spy-agency The plumbing of despots doesn't matter. The despot part matters.

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  Not that it's a problem for radio stations or anything. https://www.lbagroup.com/products/guy-wire-discharge-systems That can't be a useful product.

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  @tk @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online This is the worst timeline, ain't it?

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  @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online Rats. Mice. Rabbits. Basically anything dinner for predators. So the list also includes all the things that dine on prey. Other creatures want to make sure the pipeline of children doesn't slow down. Because it is central to their financial ventures.

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  Galapaghosts #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashTagGames

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  Waiting for Opposable Thumbs #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashTagGames

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  The Highly Evolved Unsinkable Molly Brown #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashTagGames

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  The Highly Evolved Unsinkable Molly Borw #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashTagGames

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  National Lampoon's Extinction #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashTagGames

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  @nberlat.bsky.social Preach!

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  Γύπας αλουμινίου That's "aluminum vulture" in Greek. They were under fascism in my lifetime too. @SKYWATCH@pdx.social

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  @Unixbigot@aus.social "We told him to poke around the transmitter with a chopstick. Two weeks later he was eating teriyaki with a screwdriver. Two weeks later he was dead. That serves as a warning to all young engineers."

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  RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@ProjectFearlessness/116039558261042508 Nessun ristorante avrebbe offerto un posto a sedere a un uomo che scopa con le sedie.

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  We're not exactly on a big budget at all, but try to support minority and immigrant businesses with our dollars as exclusively as we can. Please join us. They're called chains for reasons. Break them.

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  @kwayk42@sechtor.social @TakoTaco@infosec.exchange Just don't get a potato hoarder who is only caught because the ceiling below is bulging, and it smells like dead bodies.

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  Ring cameras. Amazon delivery trucks. Tesla swasticars. All are part of the survelliance machine. Don't like it? Encourage the fancy people to move out of the neighborhood.