MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social

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I swear to God, if someone evil doesn't die soon…

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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https://youtu.be/i4XbgH7igns

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“Probiotic” sounds a lot better than “bacteria infested.”

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The hardest part about watching &quot;It&#39;s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown&quot; at this point is realizing you are one of the &quot;wah-wah-wah-wah&quot; adults.

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I would prefer car commercials that feature unprofessional drivers on open courses.

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Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out every time you speak.

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The dumbest person you know is being told "You're absolutely right" by ChatGPT right now.

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4 year old: is money real or pretend? Me: *clears throat* *takes sip of water* *arranges notes on podium*

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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

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French protests have three stages: 1. Peaceful marching 2. Rioting/arson (targeting banks, not homes) 3. Mass strikes & economic shutdown The French elite fear Stage 1 because they know Stages 2 and 3 are coming. Canadians only do Stage 1 and our elites ignore it because they know there is no real threat of escalation.

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'Normal' is apparently getting dressed in clothes you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you’re still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

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Thank you, credit card companies, for helping me afford to live in Alberta. I don't think I can ever repay you.

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