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LRRRonEarth@beige.party

<p>I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. IT&#39;S A WHOLE THING.</p><p>OMICRON MALE. HIMBO. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. FEARED MICRO-CELEBRITY. VERTEBRATE OF THE YEAR. INTERNET LUNATIC. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE REAL BUT TENUOUS. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE. YOU CAN&#39;T CHANGE ME.</p><p>NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. DON&#39;T LISTEN TO ME.</p><p>TOOTS POSTED BY <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@HG" class="u-url mention">@<span>HG</span></a></span> AGAINST HIS WILL.</p><p>I&#39;M LIKE IF CALVIN&#39;S DAD HAD AN ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.</p>

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    I&#39;VE BEEN HAVING A HELL OF A TIME SINCE I RAN OVER THAT ETSY WITCH WITH MY CAR REPEATEDLY.

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    WATCHING ALIEN AND APPRECIATING HOW COLD BLOODED JONES THE CAT IS. HE WATCHED THE XENOMORPH STRAIGHT FUCKING EAT BRETT AND HE DIDN&amp;#39;T BAT AN EYE.

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    &amp;quot;THAT MONDO KILLER WORM IS MY GOD. IT SHITS OUT THE MOST VALUABLE THING IN THE UNIVERSE. IT&amp;#39;S BLOOD IS POISON AND IF IT TOUCHES WATER IT&amp;#39;LL DIE. OH AND IT&amp;#39;S MY CAR.&amp;quot;

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    SO LONG, WORTHY ADVERSARY. YOU OVERSOLD EARTH THOUGH.

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    IMAGINE BEING BORN ONTO AN ABUNDANT WET GARDEN ROCK AND STILL MAKING PEOPLE SLEEP ON THE SIDEWALK.

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    A MACHINE THAT MULCHES TERFS FOR FERTILIZER PURPOSES.

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    I&#39;M ALLOWED TO KILL YOU IF YOU BUY ONE OF THOSE FLYING TESLAS.

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    WE COULD HAVE MORE BOT FARM APOCALYPSES BUT YOU PLAYIN&#39;

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    BEING A HATER COSTS NOTHING. WHICH, IN HINDSIGHT, WAS A BIG MISTAKE BY THE HATER COMMUNITY.

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    A LESSON OF TRUMP, OR COVID, OR MAMDANI, OR EVEN ME IS THAT THERE ARE TREMENDOUS ADVANTAGES TO BEING SOMETHING THAT THE SYSTEM CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

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    THE SYSTEM ISN&#39;T BROKEN, YOU JUST DON&#39;T KNOW WHAT IT&#39;S SUPPOSED TO MAKE.

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    EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE WHEN YOU&#39;RE FUCKING STUPID.

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    BE TOO WEIRD FOR A.I. TO REPLACE.

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    DID YOU SHITLORDS THINK I WOULDN&#39;T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELVETICA AND ARIAL?! WHO DID THIS? I WANT NAMES!!

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    WILL TRANSCENDENT SUPERINTELLIGENCE EMERGE FROM AN INFINITELY RECURSIVE DIET OF REDDIT THREADS? THE SHITTIEST PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE WANT TO FIND OUT.

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    I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID KASH PATEL WAS &quot;POUNDING WILD TURKEY ALL NIGHT.&quot; NOW, I DON&#39;T WANT TO KNOW.

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    GULAGS ARE BAD, FINE, WHATEVER, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE THEM AND I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF DECIDING WHO GETS SENT TO THEM.

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    SAW THE ELIZABETH HOLMES TRAILER AND, UH, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MULCH ANYONE WHO SAYS &quot;I&#39;M NOT THAT PERSON&quot; TO JUSTIFY THEIR OWN BEHAVIOR.

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    SPARE ME THE FLOWERY NICETIES, STATE FAIR, AND SHOW ME THE FATTEST PIG YOU&#39;VE GOT.

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    REGARDLESS OF YOUR SEX, NORMALIZE TELLING J.D. VANCE TO SUCK YOUR DICK.

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    OMICRONIAN SPA DAY IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. I AM ONE WITH THE MUD.

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    REMEMBER WHEN THE BLOWJOB GIRL ROBBED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE? BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME SMILE.

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    I GOT INTO THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS EARLY AND WOW AM I DRUNK.

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    I LOVE THE BEACH. I LOVE MY FAKE SHARK FIN EVEN MORE. THAT MOMENT BETWEEN WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY WON&#39;T BE EATEN BY A SHARK AND WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY&#39;LL BE EATEN BY ME DOES WHAT BACON BITS NEVER COULD.

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    NOBODY RUNS AWAY OR EVEN GAWPS AT ME IN PORTLAND. THEY JUST ASK ME THINGS LIKE &quot;HEY MAN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE LEFT OR RIGHT SIDE?&quot; AND I SAY &quot;HUH? I JUST GOT HERE&quot; AND THEY&#39;RE ALL LIKE &quot;THAT&#39;S WHAT THE FUCK I&#39;M SAYING!&quot; IT&#39;S DISORIENTING.

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@FuturamaGifs/116999023117010626 I&#39;LL CONQUER SOMETHING TOMORROW AFTER I FUEL UP ON ONE OF YOUR DISGUSTING EGG WHITE OMELETS.

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    BREATHING HEAVILY AND GIVING THE KUBRICK STARE TO THE T.S.A. AGENT WORKS AT LEAST AS WELL AS PRECHECK, IN MY EXPERIENCE.

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    GODZILLA TRUDGING BACK TO THE OCEAN IN HER &quot;PEOPLE&#39;S CHAMPION&quot; ROBE AFTER FAILING TO MAKE WEIGHT FOR THE FIGHT WITH GAMERA.

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    WHAT IS AURA FARMING? EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I&#39;M AFRAID OF THE YOUNG.

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    AH, BUT WHAT IF [*GARBLED MUTTERING INTO MY CAPE*]?