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  My husband was laughing when Lemon was happily playing with a ball this afternoon. Then he sent me this and said the Mastodon crowd might also appreciate it. So here you go 🤣 #LemonTheCat #attackeyes #attackface #airplaneears #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #lol #catplaying #thatface #maniac

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  One of my sunflowers is wearing a party hat 🌻🥳 #sunflower #bloomscrolling #blueskies #bees #summer #garden #gardening #nature #sunnyday #bright #colourful #saturdaysky #flowers #zonnebloem #bloemen #tournesol #sunshine

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  We installed a new spam mail filter today. I have high hopes for it! #LucyGoosey #tuxedocat #mailcat #spamfilter #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #cute #curious #tuxedocat #mailbox #MailboxSecurity #homesecurity #shredder #spam

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  Ermahgerd, I'm ahn the sterrs! #LucyGoosey #ermahgerd #catsonstairs #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #petsofmastodon #fedipets #pets #muppet #weirdo #tuxedocat #mafkees

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  The first rose of this year opened up today, it's so pretty! The wildflowers around it also seem very happy with the rain we finally got last night. 😄 #rose #pinkroses #wildflowers #poppies #wildbloemen #rozen #rosebush #colourful #bloomscrolling #SilentSunday #bloemen #pretty #Thismakesmehappy #garden #backyard #gardening

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  Mama Lemon is ready for her interview with Zach Galifiniakis. 😁 #MamaLemon #betweentwoferns #CatsOfMastodon #straycats #cats #fedicats #SilentSunday #garden #hiding #cute #camouflage

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  Last night it finally cooled down enough for me to open the window. Which meant it was time for some sisterly neighborhood surveillance 😁 (there's still a sturdy window screen between them and the neighborhood, don't worry) #LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #sisters #sisterfromanothermister #window #NeighborhoodSurveillance

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  I just got out of bed, put my clothes back on, filled a bucket with soapy water and mopped outside by the front door, because a stray cat pissed on the doormat and the stench penetrated all the way into the hallway, up the stairs and into the bedroom 🤢 It's past 3am by the way. So that is fan-fucking-tastic. 👍 #nosleepformeiguess #catpiss #thisfuckingsucks #bullshit #cranky #imtired #arghhhhh #sickofthisshit

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  Mama Lemon is stumped 😁 #MamaLemon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #pets #straycats #catloaf #loaf #caturday #backyard #hiding #cute #prettykitty

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  Lucy watches tv like a neurodivergent 😁 #LucyGoosey #Caturday #tuxedocats #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #pets #petsofmastodon #fedipets #upsidedown #watchingtv #neurodivergent #justadhdthings #iykyk

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  This young blackbird has been stealing cat food off the porch for a few days now, one time even while Mama Lemon was sleeping three feet away. This time I was standing in the doorway. The little stinker just looked at me, went "sup?" and started munching. 😂 #blackbird #eurasianblackbird #turdusmerula #audacity #brave #stupid #merel #birdsofmastodon #fedibirds #birds #nature #wildlife #urbanwildlife #foodthief #robber #brutaal #roofvogel

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  CROMCH CROMCH CROMCH CROMCH!!! 🦔 (And a meow from Mama Lemon 😸) #hedgehog #loudeater #egel #cromch #crunch #chomp #noisyeater #cute #wildlife #backyardwildlife #catfoodthief #adorable

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  It was hard to get a good picture of these because the wind kept moving them, but I noticed these flowers growing in the wildflower mixture and they're mesmerizing! The way the color gradient goes from pink to violet to blue on one single stem, gorgeous! I had to look up what they were, they're called Viper's Bugloss and apparently are native to my country, just not very common in my specific region. #vipersbugloss #slangenkruid #wildflowers #bloomscrolling #gardening #colourful #n...

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  Hibiscus "Oiseau Bleu" in my front yard. The first flower got scorched in the sun, the second flower caught fire, fell over and then sank into the swamp, but the third flower... The third flower is beautiful! #hibiscus #bloomscrolling #silentsunday #oiseaubleu #bluehibiscus #garden #colourful #pretty #flower #thiscaptionistoosilly

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  Lemon celebrating her second gotcha day in true Lemon fashion 😸 #LemonTheCat #chomp #bitey #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #caturday #nom #goober #muppet #pets #petsofmastodon #fedipets #iloveheranyway

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  It didn't take too long before she made herself right at home 🥰 #LemonTheCat #cats #caturday #gotchaday #catdistributionsystem #kitten #sleepykitten #throwback #knittingkitten #adorable #ifitfitsIsits #helping #aww #furbaby

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  Two years ago today I went to trade in our car, but before I got in I saw this little nugget running under it. I opened the hood and there she was, looking at me. I managed to get her out but she ran off and I was already running late, so I had to leave. When I came back and looked out the kitchen window, this is what I saw. This was also during a heatwave, we had no idea where her mama was so we brought her in. No regrets ♥️ #LemonTheCat #gotchaday #catdistributionsystem #cats #pets #kitten

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  @GPJohnston@mastodon.social considering everything the previous owners left behind, they probably used the cheapest low-tier crap they could find 😅

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  @GPJohnston@mastodon.social Hey, you live, you learn 😉

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  @DrJLecter@beige.party oh no! Guess I'm gonna have to do a basement sniff test soon 😅

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  @DrJLecter@beige.party Have you ever figured out why? 😅

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  @mrgrumpymonkey Yes! I love that movie! 😂

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  Here we see the mighty hunter ready to pounce on the unsuspecting garlic bread. Unfortunately the hunt was cut short by a meddling human returning to the table and chasing off the hunter. #LemonTheCat #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #opportunistic #garlicbread #yummy #Foodiverse #catcrimesyndicate #smellsgood #icanhasfood

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  For whatever reason, these two goobers have a sixth sense for knowing when the basement door is opened, and they'll move at light speed to run through the door before it closes again. No idea what's so interesting down there but I'm probably not going to see them the rest of the night because they refuse to come out 😂 #LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #Weirdos #CatsOfMastodon #cats #basementdwellers #petsofmastodon #fedicats #fedipets #pets

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  The weather's been pretty wild these past few days. This was hailstorm number 3 or 4 I think. Lucy was intrigued 😁 #LucyGoosey #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #kittensofmastodon #kittens #fedikittens #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #hailstorm #hagel #hagelbui #weather #maartroertzijnstaart

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  Lemon wanted to remind me that she is still the sweetest baby in this house 😁 She hadn't done this in a long time, and now it's two days in a row 😅 #LemonTheCat #sweetheart #bigbaby #cuddlebug #cuddles #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #petsofmastodon #fedipets #pets #ShoulderCat #cute #hug

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  Hey. Your shoe is untied.

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  Some of the sunflowers are growing nicely and some of them seem to not be doing anything at all. I wonder if it has something to do with them being in different containers? 🤔 Looks like there will be more than enough in any case 😅 #sunflowers #sprouts #gardening #plants #garden

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  Lemon is not allowed on the kitchen counters but when her human is pressure washing the driveway right next to the kitchen window the laws clearly don't count. 😸 #LemonTheCat #lawless #renegade #windowsill #catinthewindow #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #petsofmastodon #fedipets #pets #whatchadoing

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  Pro tip for anyone considering putting this type of woven plastic root barrier in their garden, please don't. For the sake of literally everyone. I've been fighting this stuff for weeks now, roots have grown under it, over it, even through it. It's impossible to remove without tearing it apart, creating thousands of these thin plastic ribbons. Seriously, look at this fucking bullshit! 🤬 #gardening #maddening #gardeningtip #notfutureproof #notOK #garden #protip #advice #r...