2026-11-02 03:05 UTC
Jepsen releases a barely contained sneer jepsen.io/analyses/particledb-1.1.4
Replies (4)
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@jaschop@awful.systems 2026-11-02 06:46
It’s quite something. Found deep in the discussion section: Inserts ignored provided columns, creating rows best described as “deeply cursed” ¹² Jepsen encourages the consistency model research community to come up with more official terms for this.
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@rhamph@awful.systems 2026-11-02 07:22
I approve of their very helpful and comprehensive documentation for LLMs: jepsen.io/llm/index
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@mawhrin@awful.systems 2026-11-02 15:29
it’s a sneer that recommends the users move off the product, and it was paid by the company that prompted the product into existence.
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@o7___o7@awful.systems 2026-11-03 00:53