Post by @az@scorpinc.social

2026-04-03 04:48 UTC

i love how space travel went from Star Trek: The Next Generation to Deep Space 9 in the space of one (1) lunar mission. Apollo program: boldly going where nobody has been before, everyone is a decorated pilot putting their lives on the line in the most advanced tech. Artemis II: shitters broken, &quot;I have two versions of Outlook and neither of them are working&quot;.

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@az@scorpinc.social 2026-04-03 04:51

that 00's joke has gone from cringe OS fanboy wars to Utopia levels of uncomfortable relevance: > Why do astronauts use Linux? > Because you can't open windows in space.

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@nicolas17@social.treehouse.systems 2026-04-05 02:54

@az@scorpinc.social well to be fair... Artemis II: Toilet is broken for an hour. Apollo: There was never a toilet; shit in a bag.

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@eckes@zusammenkunft.net 2026-04-06 02:04

@az@scorpinc.social however there are 3 f18 pilots on that mission

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@mseri@mathstodon.xyz 2026-04-06 05:53

I hope you had seen this: https://mastodon.online/@thunderbird/116341768271714441 😁

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@cachondo@defcon.social 2026-04-07 16:57

@az@scorpinc.social I thought that Outlook thing was a joke. Couldn't they have had a few days off email? Sorry, boss, the moon is literally blocking the exchange server at the moment isn't an excuse you can use very often, after all.

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@dl4mat@mastodon.radio 2026-04-07 19:13

@az@scorpinc.social when the toilet broke, I had to think of Howard Wolowitz.

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